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    The 19 Most Persian Things We Did In 2013

    Mashalla cheghadr bozorg shodeem.

    1. We let Goorgan check our transmission

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    And memed him

    2. We drove around and sang about how mast we were

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    3. We wanted to cuddle so badly we invented a mattress that makes it easier to do so

    4. We had a little work done

    5. We Instagrammed everything we ate

    6. We had two people on Homeland!

    7. We continued to date Miguel

    8. We exploited our elders on Vine

    9. And remembered what life was like in Iran

    10. And found out what Ebi eats for breakfast

    11. We fine tuned our Starbucks game

    12. We made science cool again

    Science appears to be more in vogue of late, too. The Mars rover Curiosity, which found signs of life-friendly environments on the Red Planet, has more than 1.4 million followers. Jet Propulsion Laboratory engineers like "Mohawk Guy" Bobak Ferdowsi are making science cool again.

    13. We actually bought a tiny persian rug to use as a mouse pad

    14. We secretly wished we had Lily Ghahlichi's hair

    15. And thought about how much we love Reza Farahan's mustache

    16. And wished we had his shoes

    17. Our parents still wouldn't let us go out

    18. Zahra taught us how to dance

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    19. And most importantly, we finally learned the right way to order coffee