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How Persian Are You?

Vuyyyyyy.

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  1. Bravo TV

    Check all that you answer "baleh" to:

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    Your car is black
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    You live in Southern California.
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    You used to take koobideh and rice to lunch when you were in grade school.
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    Your parents pickled torshi for you the day you were born.
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    You are either a doctor, a lawyer, or you are in real estate.
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    "Children of Heaven" is your favorite movie.
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    Every one of your uncles has a gold Rolex.
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    You have a gold Rolex.
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    Your dad showers himself with cologne.
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    You can write read/write in Farsi.
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    You have so many Persian rugs in your house that you don't even use some of them.
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    Your mom’s solution to every pain you have is to put eggs on it.
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    Your idea of a refreshing drink is carbonated yogurt.
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    You drink chai multiple times a day.
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    There is no difference between what you wear when you go to a club or to a grocery store.
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    You go to Las Vegas at least once a year.
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    You tell people you know Maz Jobrani.
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    Your parents wash plastic plates and cups to reuse them.
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    Your mom has dyed her hair blonde before.
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    Your favorite ice cream flavor is pistacchio.
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    You have a bidet in your bathroom.
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    You don't consider it a meal if there wasn't any khoresht involved.
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    It takes you three hours to leave a party because you have to say goodbye to everyone 3 times or else they'll be offended.
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    Watching "Shahs of Sunset" is a family event for you.
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    Your mom prounces it "EhStarbucks".
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