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    30 Funny Jokes Only Vegetarians Would Understand

    "You must read rabbit food"

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    i havent eaten meat in 2 years and i still misspell vegetarian

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    Vegetarian Option Just Iceberg Lettuce On Bread https://t.co/qMz6JC0yax

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    People: "Wow you must eat so healthy because you're a vegetarian!" Me: "I've been living off of peanut butter and hummus for 1487 days"

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    Me: I'm vegetarian Meat eating people: you must eat rabbit food Me: *eats pizza, 2 icecreams, Mac n cheese sandwich, and a pina colada*

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    "how do you not eat meat lol" 1. don't put meat in your mouth 2. done 3. that's literally it 4. its not that deep fam

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    At a restaurant and realizing there's nothing you can eat #vegetarianproblems

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    Me: mom, dad, I'm a vegetarian now *what my parents hear*

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    *has a fever* "it's your vegetarianism!" *feels tired* "it's your vegetarianism!" *sneezes* "it's your vegetarianism!" #VegetarianProblems

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    as a vegetarian, i find out new things about meat every day

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    Me: I love being vegetarian but should really try for vegan Me to me: eat the cheese

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    so i met a nutritionist today. oh wait, never mind it was just another person that instantly became one when i mentioned i was a vegetarian

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    "I was vegetarian....for like, a day."

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    ME: I’m not vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants HIM: Haha good one ME: A birch tree killed my mother, James

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    When you're the only vegetarian at thanksgiving

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    when ur a vegetarian n u gotta find an alternate source of protein

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    relatives: so how do you do christmas dinner when you're vegetarian? me: just don't eat the meat relatives:

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    This is our life summed up in one picture #VegetarianProblems

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    When people talk about how much they hate salad they always look at me and say sorry.. Like it offends me. #vegetarianprobs

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    "Don't you get tired of eating the same thing as a vegetarian?" What are you talking about.

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    The list of protein sources that meat eaters think are available to me #vegetarianproblems

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    Why is it that when you order something vegetarian it either takes super long or they get the order wrong 😂

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    Vegans/vegetarians/ health freaks have probably never seen anything so perfect

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    me, deflecting criticism of my diet: Being vegetarian is healthy also me: an entire tub of vegan mayonaise still has 0 cholesterol

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    Biting into my @tacobell burrito as a vegetarian without opening the burrito up first to check if there isn't any meat is real trust.

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    As a vegetarian, I can confirm we eat nothing but rabbit food. No veggies, just those lil pellets. Love those tiny fuckers.

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    guy at McDonald's said they had veggie burgers & he gives me this..a cheeseburger without the burger #vegetarianprobs

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