31 Things A Tyrannosaurus Rex Couldn’t Do That You Take For Granted

    Next time, think about the T-Rex before you complain about how bad things are.

    1. Getting some quick cash at the ATM machine while holding a shopping bag

    2. Talking on the phone while wading in a body of water

    3. Bandaging your ankle with gauze

    4. Placing your carry-on in an overhead bin

    5. Opening a window for a fresh summer breeze

    6. Strategic vacuuming

    7. Changing roof shingles

    8. Blogging

    9. DIY home repair

    10. Stapling documents

    11. Hailing a cab

    12. Pottery (UPDATED)

    13. Holding a sign up to help schoolchildren cross the street

    14. Fondue parties

    15. Multitasking while you #2

    16. Hanging out with Kanye West


    17. Admiring your newly toasted bread

    18. Toasting with friends

    19. Doing "the wave" at a baseball game

    20. Dunking basketballs

    21. Eating popcorn

    22. Drive while drinking pumpkin spice lattes

    23. Hula hooping

    24. Group skydiving

    25. Group skiing

    26. Swearing witnesses in court

    27. The Ice Bucket Challenge


    28. 1986 David Letterman

    29. The Ice Bucket Challenge


    30. 1995 David Letterman

    31. The Ice Bucket Challenge