An Ode To The Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder

My love letter to the shitty car I never had.

1. Dear Mitsubishi Eclipse,

2. Although I never had you,

4. I didn’t really even care what color,

8. Or whatever color this is.

10. You were beautiful.

11. And although I didn’t get to have you then,

18. TOGETHER. Or Maybe we won’t. I don’t really care. I’m over you.

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