3. Give each resident in the city $5.25
10. Pay off all local radio stations not to play “Moves Like Jagger” anymore
14. Cover subway turnstyles with Swarovski crystals
15. Fill up the East River with dirt
Note: I know this would probably cost a lot more than the amount of money NYC has and am willing to look at budget cuts elsewhere to get this done.
- Donald Trump just announced he will "totally accept" the election results….if he wins.