1. “It’s so good to see you!”
2. “No, I’m very interested in your story. Please continue!”
4. “We’re basically cuddling experts, right?”
5. “Wait… can you hear my thoughts…?”
6. “I just need a mini snooze before we can keep playing. I promise I’ll be up again soon!”
7. “Any critique for my runway walk?”
8. “May your Christmas be merry and bright!”
9. “Do you think my face will get stuck this way? Oh well. Be my funny face buddy!”
10. “You gotta get your day started bright and early!”
11. “Shhh. I’m dreaming about running through fields and wildflowers and wild mousies.”
13. “Hey, wait up, you think that one guy was talkin’ crap about us? Ugh, hate that dude.”
14. “SPORTS ARE SO GREAT, MAN!”
15. “I COULD PLAY THIS ALL DAY OMG.”
17. “This is how I plan on convincing people to open doors for me forever. Pretty genius, huh?”
18. “WE MAKE SUCH A GOOD GOLF TEAM!”
- President Trump laid out an ambitious agenda in his speech to Congress, but Republicans are still divided on how to pass that agenda.
- Authorities said voice-masking technology called "spoofing" was used to call in bomb threats to Jewish centers and schools around the US.
- Twitter will start relying on algorithms to identify and restrict accounts for engaging in "abusive behavior" today.
- Uber's CEO said he's "seeking leadership help" after dash-cam footage was published of him aggressively arguing with a company driver 😳