1. "Shove a coffee at me."
2. "There is a big possibility that I'm currently sleeping with my eyes open."
3. "It's still too early for me to walk, clearly."
4. "MY EYES WILL JUST STAY OPEN AND AWAKE UNTIL MY SOUL IS ALSO OPEN AND AWAKE."
5. "Here's hoping this almond will do the ol' wake up trick."
6. "School can wait, right? Like, I don't need to graduate on time in order to be successful."
7. "My bed is the only one who understands me, yet I never give it enough attention. Alas."
8. "NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I WANTED JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES OF SLEEP."
9. "I'm not sorry for saying your shoes look stupid, Cheryl. You should be sorry for speaking to me this early in the morning."
10. "Good thing I slept in my clothes last night. Less prep work. Less brain power needed."
11. "Back. Away. From. The. Bed. Slowly."
12. "I prooooooomise I'm ready to go to work. It just takes some tiiiiiiiiiime for me to wake up."
13. "Two buns are sleepier than one bun because two buns didn't sleep none."
14. "You kidding me? Get that decaf outta my face."
15. "I had a dream I was a millionaire whose whole house was one giant bed."
16. "Just let me doze here for a quick sec, OK? Getting my day going is a whole process."
17. "WHY CAN'T I SNOOZE MY ALARM JUST BY SCREAMING AT IT?"
18. "Morning hikes are bogus anyway."
