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    Nov 9, 2014

    The Definitive Ranking Of Characters From "Too Many Cooks"

    It takes a lot to make a stew!

    60. ??? ?????

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    MURDERER. WORST OF THE COOKS.

    59. Will Dove

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    Creepo neighbor kid, no thanks.

    58. Marc Farley

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    Inattentive office baffoon.

    57. Eugene Jackson

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    Terrible at police work it turns out, despite what his coworkers thought.

    56. Tara Ochs

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    How in the fuck do you burn cookies that badly?!

    55. John Skowronski

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    Excellent robot commitment, but not at all helpful in a time of crisis.

    54. Cameron Markeles

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    Sorry, kid, no one cares about science that much.

    53. Barbara Bruce

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    Calm down, grandma.

    52. Tina Bandoo

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    Stop with the green bean shaming.

    51. Jennifer Giles

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    Unrealistic hair style game for fighting space wars, let's be real.

    50. John Curran

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    An irresponsible lack of commitment to the Cook family.

    49. Charles Pittard

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    Don't be that guy.

    48. Ken DeLozier

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    DADS ARE THE WORST, AM I RIGHT?

    47. Ali Froid

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    How did you not also bring pasta sauce to this family potluck if you were gonna bring THAT MUCH pasta?

    46. Gregory Rose

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    One of the actual cooks - but the worst one, due to his lack of peripheral vision of the MURDERER behind him.

    45. Nilsa Castro

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    Solid cookery skills.

    44. Ricky Boynton

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    Seems to actually enjoy being a cook/Cook.

    43. VC Fuqua

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    GREAT NAME, GREAT FACE, GREAT COOK.

    42. Zack Shires

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    No one likes a bully, c'mon, kid.

    41. John Crow

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    His glasses are WAY too intense.

    40. Justin Scott

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    Unnecessary amount of confidence.

    39. Dan Triandiflou

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    He probably talked about playing tennis too much anyways.

    38. Chris Riley

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    Dang, just eat the food your family provides for you. Leave the attitude AT THE DOOR.

    37. Ed Kercado

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    Violence is never the answer.

    36. Shawn Coleman

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    SEE ABOVE.

    35. Candace Mabry

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    Girl, put the wine glass down and RUN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

    34. Kayte Giralt

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    You gonna pretend you're not giving your sister a weird complex? Alright.

    33. Dylan Schoenthal

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    At least pretend to be happy to be a part of this family.

    32. Logan Schoenthal (on left)

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    HORRID BELT CHOICE.

    31. Mary McGahren

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    She's just momming it up, huh.

    30. Katelyn Nacon

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    CLASSIC MIDDLE CHILD.

    29. Jayla James

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    Nobody in her family probably goes to her games, but she's still out here tryin'. Good for you.

    28. Victoria Sun

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    Cool vintage TV.

    27. Matt Burke

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    That stare is uncomfortable, like it's seen some things. No thank you.

    26. Cynthia Jenkins

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    Maybe cook better green beans next time, and you wouldn't have to scold your kid for not liking them. Respect is a two-way street, ma'am.

    25. Paul Painter

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    Thankfully, an alien that's totally on our side.

    24. Sheila McCoy

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    Acceptable grandmothering skills.

    23. Elena Norde

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    SORRY.

    22. Derick Huffmaster

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    Your face is a little much, sir.

    21. Layla & Lila Neal

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    Only one of you bothered to show up to set? WHERE IS YOUR WORK ETHIC?

    20. Amy Rollins

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    Maybe if you had PAID ATTENTION IN SWIM CLASS, YOUR LUNG CAPACITY WOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH TO SAVE YOU.

    19. James White

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    Probably a wise voice of reason down at the police station.

    18. Steve Bowlin

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    Probably a wise voice of reason at the space station.

    17. Michael Jenkins

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    Politely enjoying dinner, which makes him an excellent Cook.

    16. Matthew Kody Foster (as "Coat")

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    Charmingly useful, mostly ~hangs out~ by himself.

    15. Linda Miller

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    Excellently soft purple sweater, granny. Keep it up.

    14. Ben Peck

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    Just livin' life, blissfully unaware of reality.

    13. Aimee Holmberg

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    Kept a pretty clean house until the end there, really.

    12. Truman Orr

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    Look! He doesn't want anyone leaving to forget their keys! He's so helpful! Cute addition to the Cook family.

    11. Matthew Sparks

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    Just enough zaniness for a space station and isn't afraid to get down to business.

    10. Sue Carr

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    A respectable level of commitment.

    (HOWEVER, don't think the "using a knife in a squeeze bottle of mayo" fact is going unnoticed.)

    9. Karen Cassady

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    CLASSIC OFFICE SNOOP. LOVE HER.

    8. Josh Lowder

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    A criminal who knows how to work his angles? Tyra would be proud.

    7. Morgan Burch

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    Probably a future president of the United States. STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS.

    6. Clayton Russell

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    Brought the nuggets.

    5. Ginny Gibbons

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    Enjoyed the nuggets.

    4. Gwydion Laslee-Walton

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    ESSENTIALLY PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.

    3. Katie Adkins

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    Girl, you tried.

    2. Lars Von Trier (as "Pie")

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    Broke the glass bakeware ceiling to prove that pies can also be detectives. So brave.

    1. Smarf

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    AMERICAN HERO

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