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The Definitive Ranking Of Characters From "Too Many Cooks"

It takes a lot to make a stew!

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60. ??? ?????

MURDERER. WORST OF THE COOKS.
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MURDERER. WORST OF THE COOKS.

59. Will Dove

Creepo neighbor kid, no thanks.
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Creepo neighbor kid, no thanks.

58. Marc Farley

Inattentive office baffoon.
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Inattentive office baffoon.

57. Eugene Jackson

Terrible at police work it turns out, despite what his coworkers thought.
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Terrible at police work it turns out, despite what his coworkers thought.

56. Tara Ochs

How in the fuck do you burn cookies that badly?!
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How in the fuck do you burn cookies that badly?!

55. John Skowronski

Excellent robot commitment, but not at all helpful in a time of crisis.
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Excellent robot commitment, but not at all helpful in a time of crisis.

54. Cameron Markeles

Sorry, kid, no one cares about science that much.
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Sorry, kid, no one cares about science that much.

53. Barbara Bruce

Calm down, grandma.
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Calm down, grandma.

52. Tina Bandoo

Stop with the green bean shaming.
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Stop with the green bean shaming.

51. Jennifer Giles

Unrealistic hair style game for fighting space wars, let's be real.
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Unrealistic hair style game for fighting space wars, let's be real.

50. John Curran

An irresponsible lack of commitment to the Cook family.
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An irresponsible lack of commitment to the Cook family.

49. Charles Pittard

Don't be that guy.
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Don't be that guy.

48. Ken DeLozier

DADS ARE THE WORST, AM I RIGHT?
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DADS ARE THE WORST, AM I RIGHT?

47. Ali Froid

How did you not also bring pasta sauce to this family potluck if you were gonna bring THAT MUCH pasta?
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How did you not also bring pasta sauce to this family potluck if you were gonna bring THAT MUCH pasta?

46. Gregory Rose

One of the actual cooks - but the worst one, due to his lack of peripheral vision of the MURDERER behind him.
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One of the actual cooks - but the worst one, due to his lack of peripheral vision of the MURDERER behind him.

45. Nilsa Castro

Solid cookery skills.
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Solid cookery skills.

44. Ricky Boynton

Seems to actually enjoy being a cook/Cook.
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Seems to actually enjoy being a cook/Cook.

43. VC Fuqua

GREAT NAME, GREAT FACE, GREAT COOK.
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GREAT NAME, GREAT FACE, GREAT COOK.

42. Zack Shires

No one likes a bully, c'mon, kid.
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No one likes a bully, c'mon, kid.

41. John Crow

His glasses are WAY too intense.
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His glasses are WAY too intense.

40. Justin Scott

Unnecessary amount of confidence.
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Unnecessary amount of confidence.

39. Dan Triandiflou

He probably talked about playing tennis too much anyways.
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He probably talked about playing tennis too much anyways.

38. Chris Riley

Dang, just eat the food your family provides for you. Leave the attitude AT THE DOOR.
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Dang, just eat the food your family provides for you. Leave the attitude AT THE DOOR.

37. Ed Kercado

Violence is never the answer.
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Violence is never the answer.

36. Shawn Coleman

SEE ABOVE.
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SEE ABOVE.

35. Candace Mabry

Girl, put the wine glass down and RUN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
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Girl, put the wine glass down and RUN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

34. Kayte Giralt

You gonna pretend you're not giving your sister a weird complex? Alright.
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You gonna pretend you're not giving your sister a weird complex? Alright.

33. Dylan Schoenthal

At least pretend to be happy to be a part of this family.
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At least pretend to be happy to be a part of this family.

32. Logan Schoenthal (on left)

HORRID BELT CHOICE.
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HORRID BELT CHOICE.

31. Mary McGahren

She's just momming it up, huh.
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She's just momming it up, huh.

30. Katelyn Nacon

CLASSIC MIDDLE CHILD.
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CLASSIC MIDDLE CHILD.

29. Jayla James

Nobody in her family probably goes to her games, but she's still out here tryin'. Good for you.
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Nobody in her family probably goes to her games, but she's still out here tryin'. Good for you.

28. Victoria Sun

Cool vintage TV.
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Cool vintage TV.

27. Matt Burke

That stare is uncomfortable, like it's seen some things. No thank you.
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That stare is uncomfortable, like it's seen some things. No thank you.

26. Cynthia Jenkins

Maybe cook better green beans next time, and you wouldn't have to scold your kid for not liking them. Respect is a two-way street, ma'am.
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Maybe cook better green beans next time, and you wouldn't have to scold your kid for not liking them. Respect is a two-way street, ma'am.

25. Paul Painter

Thankfully, an alien that's totally on our side.
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Thankfully, an alien that's totally on our side.

24. Sheila McCoy

Acceptable grandmothering skills.
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Acceptable grandmothering skills.

23. Elena Norde

SORRY.
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SORRY.

22. Derick Huffmaster

Your face is a little much, sir.
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Your face is a little much, sir.

21. Layla & Lila Neal

Only one of you bothered to show up to set? WHERE IS YOUR WORK ETHIC?
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Only one of you bothered to show up to set? WHERE IS YOUR WORK ETHIC?

20. Amy Rollins

Maybe if you had PAID ATTENTION IN SWIM CLASS, YOUR LUNG CAPACITY WOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH TO SAVE YOU.
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Maybe if you had PAID ATTENTION IN SWIM CLASS, YOUR LUNG CAPACITY WOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH TO SAVE YOU.

19. James White

Probably a wise voice of reason down at the police station.
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Probably a wise voice of reason down at the police station.

18. Steve Bowlin

Probably a wise voice of reason at the space station.
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Probably a wise voice of reason at the space station.

17. Michael Jenkins

Politely enjoying dinner, which makes him an excellent Cook.
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Politely enjoying dinner, which makes him an excellent Cook.

16. Matthew Kody Foster (as "Coat")

Charmingly useful, mostly ~hangs out~ by himself.
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Charmingly useful, mostly ~hangs out~ by himself.

15. Linda Miller

Excellently soft purple sweater, granny. Keep it up.
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Excellently soft purple sweater, granny. Keep it up.

14. Ben Peck

Just livin' life, blissfully unaware of reality.
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Just livin' life, blissfully unaware of reality.

13. Aimee Holmberg

Kept a pretty clean house until the end there, really.
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Kept a pretty clean house until the end there, really.

12. Truman Orr

Look! He doesn't want anyone leaving to forget their keys! He's so helpful! Cute addition to the Cook family.
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Look! He doesn't want anyone leaving to forget their keys! He's so helpful! Cute addition to the Cook family.

11. Matthew Sparks

Just enough zaniness for a space station and isn't afraid to get down to business.
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Just enough zaniness for a space station and isn't afraid to get down to business.

10. Sue Carr

A respectable level of commitment.(HOWEVER, don't think the "using a knife in a squeeze bottle of mayo" fact is going unnoticed.)
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A respectable level of commitment.

(HOWEVER, don't think the "using a knife in a squeeze bottle of mayo" fact is going unnoticed.)

9. Karen Cassady

CLASSIC OFFICE SNOOP. LOVE HER.
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CLASSIC OFFICE SNOOP. LOVE HER.

8. Josh Lowder

A criminal who knows how to work his angles? Tyra would be proud.
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A criminal who knows how to work his angles? Tyra would be proud.

7. Morgan Burch

Probably a future president of the United States. STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS.
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Probably a future president of the United States. STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS.

6. Clayton Russell

Brought the nuggets.
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Brought the nuggets.

5. Ginny Gibbons

Enjoyed the nuggets.
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Enjoyed the nuggets.

4. Gwydion Laslee-Walton

ESSENTIALLY PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.
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ESSENTIALLY PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.

3. Katie Adkins

Girl, you tried.
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Girl, you tried.

2. Lars Von Trier (as "Pie")

Broke the glass bakeware ceiling to prove that pies can also be detectives. So brave.
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Broke the glass bakeware ceiling to prove that pies can also be detectives. So brave.

1. Smarf

AMERICAN HERO
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AMERICAN HERO

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