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The 8 Benefits Of Dining Alone

We can all learn from this tiny hamster. Via Tastefully Offensive.

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1. Whoever makes your meal is only focusing on you, and that's such a special treat.

2. The table-setting is pristine and waiting just for you.

3. When your food comes out, you can take your time to savor it...

4. ...OR FUCKING INHALE IT.

5. You can take your time to thoughtfully explore every facet of your meal.

6. You can pretend to be a fancy lady and take tiny, demure bites...

7. ...OR FUCKING ENGULF IT.

8. Best of all, you get to finish every last bite, no matter what.

For the full lesson, watch "Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos" in full:

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