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20 Prom Dates Everyone Will Recognize

Don't even look at Trevor.

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1. Kevin, who somehow ends up topless by the end of the night to "take you to the gun show."

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2. Janice, who refuses to go inside at the same time as you because she wants to make an entrance.

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3. Greg, who won't stop talking about how good the buffet is.

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4. Harriet, who keeps glaring at everyone else's outfits to see if they're cuter than hers.

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5. Toby, who's really scared he'll stain his tux and not be able to return it.

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6. Judy, who can't believe you interrupted her conversation with Kevin FOR NOTHING.

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7. Rob, who is only here because his mom made him buy a ticket.

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8. Susan, who made her dress herself and is maybe too proud about that.

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9. Louis, who is trying not to be self-conscious about his height tonight.

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10. Mavis, who drank too much punch and is now on a very prolonged sugar high.

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11. Richard, who is mostly excited for all the photos he'll have of himself now.

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12. Diane, who is going to ask Toby to dance tonight even if the thought of doing that makes her sweaty.

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13. Peter, who wanted to wear an "alternative" tux.

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14. Sarah, who is going to wear a punk dress no matter what her mom says.

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15. "Scooter," who surprised everyone by cleaning up well, because his nickname is "Scooter."

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16. Dorothy, who does everything ironically.

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17. Sam, who finally decided to go with a pinstripe despite fearing it'd make him stand out too much.

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18. Charlotte, who caf'd up beforehand so she is good. to. go.

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19. Trevor, who booked a hotel room even though he's not bringing a date.

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20. Mary, who demanded to go to Olive Garden for dinner first and will happily smell like breadsticks the whole night.

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