Sami Main / Ryhor Bruyeu/Ryhor Bruyeu
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- Screams outside the door until you’re done.
- Follows you inside.
- Stays chillin’.
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- The windowsill.
- On the couch, away from you.
- On the couch, on your lap.
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- Dry food.
- Wet food.
- Scraps from the table.
- Mice that they killed with their own bare paws.
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- Ignores it.
- Immediately knocks it over.
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- Quietly and politely in the litter box.
- While maintaining eye contact with you.
- Only after running around the entire house.
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- Everyone’s asleep, because it’s nighttime.
- This is when your cat gets all of their important cat business done.
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- Great, now your cat is trying to climb you like a mountain just to get the freakin’ treats.
- Literally nothing happened. At all.
- They thought about walking over to get some treats for like three whole seconds before giving up completely.
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- They meow back a polite reply.
- They coolly regard you from their seat, wherever it is.
- They run to meet you at the door and then immediately try to direct you to their food bowl.
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- “How To Get Away With Murder”
- “Live! With Kelly and Michael”
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- This must be a trick question, because my cat is currently using whatever I’m reading as a bed.
- Thankfully, my cat leaves me in peace when I need to do stuff.
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- Hides, thinking that a stranger is about to come to the door or something else horrible.
- Tries to play/communicate with the lights as they drift across the wall.
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- Deeply offended.
- Deeply unaffected.
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- Follows your every move with their eyes.
- Follows your every move with their body and nearly trip you in the process.
- Waits patiently for your return.
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- HIDES IMMEDIATELY.
- Tries to fight the machine.
- Stays put, because no one needs to move for anything.
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