Here's The Foolproof Method Of Picking A Name For A Puppy

Everyone should use Puppy-Poop Bingo from now on.

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"Yesterday he was homeless, today he’s not, and this morning we’re getting acquainted," he explained on his Facebook page. "All I know for sure is his teeth are sharp and he craps like a puma."

And, yeah, they found a winner. Everyone, meet Freddie!

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The rules of Puppy-Poop Bingo might be unclear, but as Mike said: "In the end, I deferred to the wisdom of the old chestnut, 'It’s Not Where You Start...It’s Where You Finish.' And the pup clearly finished on Freddie."