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Happy Howloween!

Treat or treat!

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1. "Moooooove over, everyone else's costume! Mine's definitely the best."

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2. "Don't be afraid to hop on over my way for a lil smooch."

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3. "Tonight's all about the candy, no bones about it!"

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4. "Just call me Roy G. FABULOUS!"

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5. "I hope you relish this opportunity to see me in my get-up."

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6. "Wait, you totally can see my poker face?! I'm returning this."

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7. "Tonight, we're ALL wizards!"

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8. "One of us is a little bit country, and the other is... you get it."

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9. "Everyone's a'buzz over my outfit."

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10. "I'm offended that you called me cowardly! I'm quite brave, I promise."

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11. "Sure, I'll give you a lift! Witch way are you headed?"

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12. "Whoa, I'm so dizzy after practicing my spins! I'll keep all four paws on the ground tonight, methinks."

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13. "Told ya Tupac was alive and well!"

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14. "Queen of HEARTS. Oh, what? You got it the first time? Alright."

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15. "I take disco very seriously."

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16. "SHHHHH. YOU SAW NOTHING. I WAS NEVER HERE."

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17. "Yeah, I've put a spell on myself before. It was to make me hella cute. Did it work?"

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18. "I'm kinda busy right now, but let's ketchup later, okay??"

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19. "From jaws to paws, this outfit is just too cute, and you know it!"

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20. "This is my 'do I use my magic for good or evil' face. Tonight's the night we find out if I've got tricks or treats up my sleeve!"

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21. "MORE LIKE CHEF BOYARDORABLE, AM I RIGHT?"

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22. "We're more of a classic sort of royalty. Classically AWESOME."

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23. "What do you mean you've never heard of Dogcula? It's totally a thing. I didn't make it up."

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24. "My witch's hat is nice and soft, just like me, so there's nothing to get too spooked about."

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25. "Now it's time to get out there and have a devilishly cute Halloween!"

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