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    Posted on Jul 2, 2015

    19 Dogs Who Didn't Fart, Please Believe Them

    Stop accusing them!

    1. "Sounds like the fart ACTUALLY came from that-a-way."

    2. "Do you think something so vile would come out of a butt this cute?"

    3. "As a dog licensed medical professional, let me be clear: I did not make that fart."

    4. "I cannot believe you would accuse me of something so heinous."

    5. "NO I DIDN'T FART IN FRONT OF JESUS."

    6. "If anything, it was a burp. See?!"

    7. "Please don't look at me. You don't deserve it."

    8. "All I can smell is these flowers, so I dunno what you're even talking about."

    9. "Bro. C'mon. Be real. Own up to it."

    10. "Now I don't even want this other slice after your harsh words."

    11. "You. Did. NOT. Just. Say. That."

    12. "Don't even."

    13. "I'm taking my dinner home, thank you very much. I can tell when I'm NOT WANTED."

    14. "We all know it was you. Don't lie."

    15. "JUST BECAUSE WE ATE BURGERS DOESN'T MEAN WE FARTED 'EM RIGHT OUT AGAIN."

    16. "Un. Believable. You are just un. BELIEVABLE, PATRICK."

    17. "I knew it was her! I knew it, I KNEW IT!"

    18. "If it looks like a duck..."

    19. "Aw yeah, I did it. And I'd do it again!"

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