1. "Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Paw-pon?"
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2. "Just stayin' chill, you know how I do."
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3. "So, which one of us do you want to go out on a date with?"
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4. "Ugh, I'm gonna get a sunburn, I can tell."
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5. "I wear my sunglasses of hearts/so I can/so I can/hide the fact that I also fart."
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6. "These are vintage, like, from 1992."
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7. "Are these too big for my face?"
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8. "Yes, even grandmothers' dogs can have style. Duh."
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9. "I'm wearing these because I'm hungover."
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10. "Wow, cool, your own microbrewery. Yeah, cool, yeah. No, really, yeah, I'm interested."
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11. "Princesses always match their accessories."
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12. "This carpet is the only thing holding me to this earth right now."
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13. "Help, I'm not buoyant at all."
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14. "Stoicism is a lost art."
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15. "I am not a model, the camera just went off."
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16. "Read the cooler behind me. That's my nickname."
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17. "They're not on my what? I can't hear you over how awesome I am."
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BONUS CAT 1: "It's Mister Cool to you."
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BONUS CAT 2: "More like 'Ban Ray,' am I right, Ray is the worst."
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