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    29 Life Lessons "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" Taught Us

    Take note of these important things from the sunshine-filled world Kimmy Schmidt (Ellie Kemper). Warning: Some spoilers ahead!

    1. Don't let anyone make you feel like "GARBAGE" or like a victim.

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    2. "Dancing's all about butts now!"

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    3. Never stop pursuing your dreams!

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    4. "Disney lies to little girls."

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    5. Just take difficult moments 10 seconds at a time.

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    6. It's important to have someone to talk to, but only if they really hear you.

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    7. Women are more than allowed to have secrets.

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    8. Having a wide range of headshots is key to landing a gig.

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    9. "Changing your outside isn't going to fix what's wrong inside!"

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    10. Be yourself fully ("hashbrown no filter").

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    11. Challenging someone can help them think about their actions.

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    12. Own your age!

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    13. Texting with your BFF when you're right next to each other is 💯.

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    14. Working together as a team can solve your problems.

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    15. "Act like you belong, and the world is your oyster."

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    (Even if that sounds gross.)

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    16. Always plan ahead*.

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    *For example: When digging holes, make sure to leave extra space, just in case.

    17. Help your friends however you can.

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    18. Don't take the easy way out.

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    Like, sometimes it might feel easier to be a "werewolf instead of an African-American man," but that doesn't mean you should be one.

    19. All sources of evil stem from men.

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    20. A little empathy can go a long way.

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    21. There is no Entourage 2!

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    22. Spin classes are not to be messed with...

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    23. ...and neither are libraries.

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    24. Always have solid protest signs.

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    25. Never underestimate the power of a local news show.

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    26. Probably no one can fold pants.

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    27. Brooklyn is more of a "when" and less of a "where."

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    28. Always return a missed Dong call.

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    And the most important lesson of all:

    29. "Females are strong as hell!"

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