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28 Butter Tarts That'll Make You Angry At How Damn Good They Look

Butter tarts are a traditional Canadian baked good, which is just one more thing Canada's got all figured out.

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1. Here's a butter tart. It's fabulous looking, no?

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2. All you need to make a butter tart is a pastry shell and some butter, sugar, syrup, eggs, and maybe some raisins.

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4. WHERE THE HELL DO THESE TARTS GET OFF, LOOKING SO FLY?

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5. BUTTER TARTS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC.

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7. BUTTER TARTS ARE TWEE AS FUCK.

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8. OH I'M SORRY, NOW YOU'RE COVERED WITH CHOCOLATE? WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT, BUTTER TARTS?!

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10. IS THAT GOD DAMN ICE CREAM?!

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11. I LITERALLY PE-CAN'T WITH THESE TARTS.

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15. IT JUST ISN'T FAIR THAT CANADA GETS TO HOG ALL OF THESE DELIGHTS.

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16. SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR.

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17. These are SALTED TOFFEE?!

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18. FUCKIN' DELIGHTFUL-ASS CANADA. RUBBING ITS FUCKIN' QUAINT AS FUCK TREATS IN OUR FACE.

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19. THEY BUBBLE AS IF THEY'RE SOME SORT OF GIFT FROM THE GODDESS OF BUTTER HERSELF.

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20. STOP. BEING. SO. RUSTICALLY. CHARMING.

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21. OH, REALLY? A CUPCAKE AND A BUTTER TART MARRIED TOGETHER? LITERAL BLISS.

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22. GOOD LORD. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO RESIST THIS?

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23. I'M SCREAMING REAL SCREAMS AT HOW IDYLLIC AND PICTURESQUE THIS IS.

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24. STACKS ON STACKS ON STACKS OF AMAZING, BUTTERY PASTRY.

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25. I WISH A VERY POLITE "EFF OFF" TO YOU, CANADIAN ENJOYERS OF BUTTER TARTS.

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26. EVEN THE FUCKING BIRDS GET A TASTE. I can't handle it.

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27. It just isn't FAIR, OKAY?!

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28. The cutesy folds are just mocking me now. I'm just a (pastry) shell of a person at this point.

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