1.
My cat is sad because I've just talked him through the closing scenes of the film Titanic.
WHY MY CAT IS SAD
@MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because I've just talked him through the closing scenes of the film Titanic.
2. My cat is sad because he genuinely thought he’d brought sexy back until I told him Justin Timberlake had already done it in 2006.
3.
My cat is sad because other cats have stopped inviting him to parties, due to his "excessive maudlin lurking".
WHY MY CAT IS SAD
@MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because other cats have stopped inviting him to parties, due to his "excessive maudlin lurking".
4. My cat is sad because a pleasant day has been ruined by a tactless remark, causing old psychological wounds to reopen.
5.
My cat is sad because his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
WHY MY CAT IS SAD
@MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
6. My cat is sad because he is always leaving me little signs around the house to show me how he’s feeling but I never seem to notice.
7.
My cat is sad because my other cat has vowed to drink a whole bottle of Jagermeister tonight & "pull a loose woman".
WHY MY CAT IS SAD
@MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because my other cat has vowed to drink a whole bottle of Jagermeister tonight & "pull a loose woman".
8. My cat is sad because he is an orphan who has never met his real parents, which means he must live under the stairs.
9.
My cat is sad because he is a gentle soul with old-fashioned values, but lives in an age when loose morals are rife.
WHY MY CAT IS SAD
@MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because he is a gentle soul with old-fashioned values, but lives in an age when loose morals are rife.
10. My cat is sad because he’s got 99 problems and a constant, crippling sense of existential despair is one.
11.
My cat is sad because he often feels like modern technology is ganging up on him, and wants to hide from it.
WHY MY CAT IS SAD
@MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because he often feels like modern technology is ganging up on him, and wants to hide from it.
12. My cat is sad because my other cat is boasting about his new modelling contract and continuing success with women.
13.
My cat is sad because he wishes he had hair products like the ones that make my other cat's fur so soft and glossy.
WHY MY CAT IS SAD
@MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because he wishes he had hair products like the ones that make my other cat's fur so soft and glossy.
14. My cat is sad because he is sheltering in a box from my other cat, who is baked, and talking shit about radio shows.
15.
My cat is sad because he is remembering a time before lies & mistrust prompted him & my kitten to sleep back to back.
WHY MY CAT IS SAD
@MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because he is remembering a time before lies & mistrust prompted him & my kitten to sleep back to back.
16. My cat is sad because he bought a special nice cold drink for a ladycat he met named Rebecca and found out she was actually a large mancat called Bob.
17.
My cat is sad because my youngest cat just told him "let's roll, biaatch" & he does not want to "roll", in any sense.
WHY MY CAT IS SAD
@MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because my youngest cat just told him "let's roll, biaatch" & he does not want to "roll", in any sense.
18. My cat is sad because he only has to take one look at you to feel everything that has ever troubled you, deep inside.
19.
My cat is sad because of photobombing.
WHY MY CAT IS SAD
@MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because of photobombing.
20. My cat is sad because he just wants your extra time and your kiss.
21.
My cat is sad because he is on a book cover.
WHY MY CAT IS SAD
@MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because he is on a book cover.
No, really...
