1.
"I'm not bad luck! I just have to get somewhere RIGHT NOW."
2.
"Take back what you said about my mom!"
3.
"IF I WAS A REAL WITCH, DON'T YOU THINK I'D TURN THIS CHICKEN INTO YARN BY NOW?"
4.
"More cuddles, less slander."
5.
"Heard you were talking about me behind my back. Except that's how every conversation happens because I'm a cat."
6.
"Shh, I'm dreaming of a time and place where people don't get all scared of me when I'm walkin' down the street. Also, of fishes."
7.
"THIS IS THE FACE I MAKE WHEN I WAKE UP, NOT BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEWITCH YOU."
8.
"Did you hear that — what was that — was that a ghost — oh god — I could never be a witch everything is too scary."
9.
"I'm, like, 1/8th haunted but that's only because my great-grandmother was a witch. It comes in handy."
10.
"I haven't technically received my Hogwarts letter, but I'm pretty confident I WON'T GET ONE BECAUSE I AM A CAT AND NOT SCARY AT ALL."
11.
"Your inaccurate facts and lies are boring me."
12.
"One small step for cat, one giant leap for equal ri-- OH GOD."
13.
"WHO'S THAT WHAT'S THERE oh it's just you. Stop trying to spook me! You know I'm on edge this time of year."
14.
"Hey man, high five for tolerance!"
15.
"Did I just spy with my little eye a balloon just for me? Happy Halloween indeed!"
