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    Meet Beanz, The Most Adorable Part Of Instagram

    Let Beanz inspire you to be more confident and sassy, each and every day. She's a hairless Mexican Xolo with tons of moxie!

    1. "I'm not hiding from you so much as I'm waaaay too comfy to move. Come find me!"

    2. "Me and mom be stylinnnnn'."

    3. "What time is it, dude? When did I get home from that party? Help. You feel me."

    4. "IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, SHOW YOUR TONGUE!"

    5. "There are never any judgments when you're on vacation."

    6. "Taking a little time to think about your life doesn't have to be soul-crippling. It can be cute!"

    7. "It's not my fault I was born looking this naturally seductive."

    8. "Don't worry, Beanz happy!"

    9. "Style is just about, like, owning it."

    10. "I woke up like this. And went to bed like this. I am this. AND IT'S FABULOUS."

    11. "GLOWSTICKS ARE INSTANT FUN."

    12. "I happen to enjoy piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, thank you for asking!"

    13. "Oh! You startled me. I was just trying to decide which was my best looking side. Answer: EVERY SIDE."

    14. "Um, excuse me? Did you just try to out sass the sass master? Nuh uh, noooo way. You don't wanna play that game because..."

    15. "...I'm already the winner!"