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How Normal Is Your Family's Thanksgiving?

For the times when you just pumpk-can't.

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  1. What time's dinner?

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    Before 2 p.m. Appetizers are important!
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    Some time around 4 p.m. Enough time to mingle.
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    6:30 p.m., promptly.
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    It's an open-door policy, so people can come whenever.
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What time's dinner?
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    Before 2 p.m. Appetizers are important!
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    Some time around 4 p.m. Enough time to mingle.
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    6:30 p.m., promptly.
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    It's an open-door policy, so people can come whenever.
  1. How long did it take for your aunt to stop hugging you?

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    We kept it brief.
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    A solid two minutes. There was a lot of swaying involved.
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    We're still hugging.
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    I didn't keep track, and I didn't mind it!
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How long did it take for your aunt to stop hugging you?
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    We kept it brief.
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    A solid two minutes. There was a lot of swaying involved.
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    We're still hugging.
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    I didn't keep track, and I didn't mind it!
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  1. Is dinner served buffet-style or family-style?

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    Family-style: Everyone gets a seat and then we pass dishes around the table.
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    Buffet-style: Get a plate then take a tour of the kitchen to fill it up.
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    We kind of eat scattered around the living room and kitchen, so it's pretty casual.
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    We eat out of take-out containers, so, both?
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Is dinner served buffet-style or family-style?
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    Family-style: Everyone gets a seat and then we pass dishes around the table.
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    Buffet-style: Get a plate then take a tour of the kitchen to fill it up.
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    We kind of eat scattered around the living room and kitchen, so it's pretty casual.
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    We eat out of take-out containers, so, both?
  1. Shoes: on or off?

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    Off, duh. Otherwise we'd track mud everywhere.
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    Shoes stay on, because gross, no.
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    There's a pile at the door, but it's not enforced.
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Shoes: on or off?
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    Off, duh. Otherwise we'd track mud everywhere.
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    Shoes stay on, because gross, no.
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    There's a pile at the door, but it's not enforced.
  1. When does the TV get turned on?

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    It was on before we walked in. There's a lot to watch between the parade, the dog show, and football!
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    There was a lull in the conversation around 3:30 p.m., so we got a little desperate.
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    It stays silent the whole night. Silent and cold.
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When does the TV get turned on?
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    It was on before we walked in. There's a lot to watch between the parade, the dog show, and football!
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    There was a lull in the conversation around 3:30 p.m., so we got a little desperate.
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    It stays silent the whole night. Silent and cold.
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  1. Now that the tube's warmed up, what's playing?

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    FOOTBALL.
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    That loop of a fireplace, maybe some music.
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    CNN / Fox News. It's a rough one, today.
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    Home movies - the more embarrassing, the better.
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Now that the tube's warmed up, what's playing?
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    FOOTBALL.
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    That loop of a fireplace, maybe some music.
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    CNN / Fox News. It's a rough one, today.
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    Home movies - the more embarrassing, the better.
  1. How early into conversation are politics brought up?

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    It's grandpa's go-to, so, like, right away.
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    It took a good hour or two, when people were done discussing "Dancing With The Stars."
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    In the car on the ride over. Some of us carpooled. Good times.
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How early into conversation are politics brought up?
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    It's grandpa's go-to, so, like, right away.
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    It took a good hour or two, when people were done discussing "Dancing With The Stars."
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    In the car on the ride over. Some of us carpooled. Good times.
  1. Does your family say a blessing before dinner?

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    Every year! It's tradition.
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    We never really do.
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    If we remember to do it, then yeah.
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Does your family say a blessing before dinner?
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    Every year! It's tradition.
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    We never really do.
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    If we remember to do it, then yeah.
  1. Does your family WILLINGLY say a blessing before dinner?

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    No one's exactly happy about it, but there haven't been any complaints.
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    If it's tradition, then it's tradition. We do it whether we like it or not.
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    We do it because we love it and truly believe.
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Does your family WILLINGLY say a blessing before dinner?
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    No one's exactly happy about it, but there haven't been any complaints.
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    If it's tradition, then it's tradition. We do it whether we like it or not.
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    We do it because we love it and truly believe.
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  1. On a scale of 1 to "TERRIFYINGLY HORRIBLE," how racist has the conversation been so far?

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    1 - 4. A couple comments, but nothing to be alarmed over.
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    5 - 8. Got some good tweets material, but no one had to abruptly change the subject.
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    9 - 12. Some collars are being tugged, some glances are being tossed across the table, new topics are suggested wildly.
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    13 - 16. NO ONE IS MAKING EYE CONTACT ANYMORE. CONSIDERING CHANGING THE FAMILY NAME.
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On a scale of 1 to "TERRIFYINGLY HORRIBLE," how racist has the conversation been so far?
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    1 - 4. A couple comments, but nothing to be alarmed over.
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    5 - 8. Got some good tweets material, but no one had to abruptly change the subject.
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    9 - 12. Some collars are being tugged, some glances are being tossed across the table, new topics are suggested wildly.
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    13 - 16. NO ONE IS MAKING EYE CONTACT ANYMORE. CONSIDERING CHANGING THE FAMILY NAME.
  1. How many new significant others are at dinner this year?

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    Actually, none! Good for all of us! Everything's the same as last year.
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    There are a couple newbies. They seem nice?
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    I don't wanna talk about it.
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How many new significant others are at dinner this year?
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    Actually, none! Good for all of us! Everything's the same as last year.
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    There are a couple newbies. They seem nice?
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    I don't wanna talk about it.
  1. How many newly single family members showed up to dinner this year?

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    Maybe one or two? We don't like to call attention to uncomfortable topics.
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    No more than usual.
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    I don't wanna talk about it.
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How many newly single family members showed up to dinner this year?
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    Maybe one or two? We don't like to call attention to uncomfortable topics.
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    No more than usual.
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    I don't wanna talk about it.
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  1. Are YOU newly single?

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    Yeah. I've... been answering questions all night. It's been awful.
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    Nope! Dodged the bullet this year.
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Are YOU newly single?
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    Yeah. I've... been answering questions all night. It's been awful.
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    Nope! Dodged the bullet this year.
  1. Are YOU the new significant other this year?

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    I'M A NICE PERSON, I SWEAR. PLEASE STOP ASKING ME THINGS.
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    Kickin' it with my own family.
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Are YOU the new significant other this year?
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    I'M A NICE PERSON, I SWEAR. PLEASE STOP ASKING ME THINGS.
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    Kickin' it with my own family.
  1. How many farts?

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    Grandpa ALONE has tallied up dozens.
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    Everything falls apart between dinner and dessert. People roam from room to room.
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    Not one that I've noticed, which is a new record!
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    We have a contest, basically.
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How many farts?
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    Grandpa ALONE has tallied up dozens.
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    Everything falls apart between dinner and dessert. People roam from room to room.
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    Not one that I've noticed, which is a new record!
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    We have a contest, basically.

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