An Ode To Coffeeshop Cats

Much like their pub and bookstore brethren, these café cats deserve your attention.

1. Café cats like to stare at art…

2. …and they won’t mind if you’ve let out a fart.

3. As long as you pay…

4. …and promise to stay…

5. …they’ll only mind a little when you part.

6. Literally anywhere can be their seat…

7. …but no one minds their cute lil feet.

8. Don’t ask them to move…

9. …in case they’ve got something to prove.

10. Never a kinder cat will you meet!

11. Maybe you’ll find them hanging out in the garden…

12. …but if you act rude, they’ll beg your pardon.

13. Don’t give them ‘tude…

14. …or they’ll sit there and brood.

15. Ugh, these cats can’t believe you let your food harden.

16. Café cats know just how to pose…

17. …and thankfully they’ll laugh at your jokes.

18. They like what you ordered…

19. …and don’t mean to look bored, dude.

20. To café cats, please give a toast!

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

 
  Your Reaction?
  REACT WITH GIF
 

    Contributions

    Now Buzzing