3. “Gotta take the dog out for a walk, even in this weather!”
5. “Thank goodness there was a sale on tiny olive oil today.”
6. “Shopping break! Does this skirt make my butt look fabulous?”
7. “Lunch from the food court! Obviously all three of these meals are for me. Gotta maintain my figure.”
9. “Now don’t tell anyone, but I need a little sugary pick-me-up for my afternoon.”
10. “Practicing my foosball skills. That’s an Olympic sport, right?”
11. “I love tending my garden. And oh, look, I made a small new friend!”
12. “Ahhh, pizza night for dinner. Fantastic way to end the day.”
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