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19 Ways Mini Horses Are Out To Kill Exercise Balls

Watch out for mini horses. They are cold-blooded murder machines.

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1. The "What Are YOU Looking At"

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Don't even try to mess with this mini horse while he's getting his murder on. You could be next.

2. The Not Worth A Second Glance

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Ugh, stupid exercise ball. You disgust this mini horse.

3. The Tiny Versus Tiniest

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It doesn't matter how big or small the ball may be, nothing is safe from the mini horse's wrath.

4. The Snacktime

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Exercise balls make excellent enemies and chairs to relax on while enjoying a snack. Guess they're not all bad.

5. The Kitty Litter

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This mini horse will keep digging until it gets to the bottom of this.

6. The "You Can't Run"

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Nope. Not even you, camera operator, can try to protect this ball from meeting its demise.

7. The Slip n' Slide

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It's not that, like, the mini horse is embarrassed. He just wanted to, y'know, make sure the ball felt properly terrified.

8. The Scary-Go-Round

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Round and round and round it goes, where the horse stops is ON YOUR GRAVE, EXERCISE BALL.

9. The Silencer

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Shh, shh, it's okay. This mini horse will just nuzzle you to death.

10. The "No One Will Get In My Way"

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Once he gets going, ain't nothin' gonna get in the way of this destructive path.

11. The Roly Poly Bowl-You-Over

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If exercise balls had necks, mini horses would be sure to snap them with their artful grips.

12. The Double Team

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Two sets of hooves are scarier than one, after all.

13. The One Step Backward, Two Steps Dead

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Just, like, give her a minute here. She'll maim you eventually.

14. The Alley-Oop

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What goes up, must come down dead.

15. The De-Fence

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Sometimes a helpful fence can provide the extra oomph to really go at a ball.

16. Mafi-Oh No

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A brief conversation with some powerful people would motivate anyone to kill, probably.

17. The Stomp and Stare

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This mini horse just really loves OneRepublic and would be fine without killing anything today.

18. The Front to Back

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Kicking your exercise ball to death is a very popular form of murder.

19. The Three Ring Circle-us

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If it would just stop rolling for a second, the mini horse could get some work done around here!

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