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    18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema

    If you don't stop chewing so loudly, something bad is going to happen.

    1. The Person In The Queue That Gives Away The Ending

    2. The Person That Comes In Late


    Just because you're doing that shuffling half-crouch thing doesn't mean you're not STILL BLOCKING THE SCREEN AND ANNOYING EVERYONE.

    3. The Whisperer

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    Yes, you're whispering but I can still hear you. Everybody in the room can hear you.

    4. The Loud Reactor

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    You're going to need to tone that laugh down.

    5. The Sweet Rustler

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    I'm about *this* close to doing something very, very unpleasant. Put the Maltesers down.

    6. The Noisy Chewer

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    My patience is wearing thin.

    7. The Slurper

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    Yes, you got it all. I'm pretty sure you got it all. Now please shut up.

    8. The Texter


    Just because your phone is on silent doesn't mean I can't see the STUPID SHITTING LIGHT FROM YOUR SCREEN.

    9. The Person Whose Phone Rings

    10. The Person Who ACTUALLY ANSWERS When Their Phone Rings

    11. The Heavy Breather


    Breathe normally, you sound like a sex criminal.

    12. The Armrest Hog

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    Half each, that's the fair amount. Half. Fucking. Each.

    13. The Sniffler


    Sick people shouldn't be allowed in cinemas.

    14. The Cougher

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    They really, REALLY shouldn't be allowed in cinemas.

    15. The 'Handsy' Couple


    Nobody wants to see that.

    16. The Questioner


    If you spent less time asking questions and more time CONCENTRATING then you might understand what's going on.

    17. The Mess Maker


    No, strangely enough I don't want your popcorn stuck in the sole of my shoe.

    18. The Person With Gigantic Hair

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