Born in California, raised in Colorado, and college educated in Switzerland; I've been all over the place. I have an International Relations degree, a minor in history, and I've worked jobs spanning from bartending to working for a record label. I'm opinionated, loud, and when it comes to political and religious views; I'm a comedian. I joke about it all, I make fun of the sides I agree with as much as the sides I don't. I'm an equalist. I love animals, but I love bacon; I have a tug of war with my morals every Saturday morning. I might be crazy?