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Not everyone can master the dark art of making giant bowls of pasta disappear.
By the end of the opening credits, not a single kernel remains.
Without even looking, you can magically turn your one-minute meals into flames.
After midnight and mid-REM cycle, you can still consume the leftovers you meant to save for lunch tomorrow.
"And now, for my next trick..." [pulls cheeze doodle from two days ago out of hair]
Diets, mealtimes, a lack of money.... no chains can stop you from breaking free to find food.
"Accidentally."
With a single work deadline, you can make your glucose defy gravity.
You have the power to summon even the most freezer-burnt mystery meats back to life.
Ice cream + crackers. Potato salad + pie. You can purify insane food combinations to create stress-feasts.
"You're getting hungry. Veeeeery hungry."
Time may heal all wounds eventually, but you can do it faster. With ice cream.
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