Buzz·Posted on Aug 10, 2017If You Stress Eat, These Are Your Magical PowersNot everyone can master the dark art of making giant bowls of pasta disappear.by Sam CorbinBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You can vanish an entire bag of movie popcorn. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney / Via dailycal.org By the end of the opening credits, not a single kernel remains. 2. You can turn food into fire. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Atlas Entertainment / Via paleofuture.gizmodo.com Without even looking, you can magically turn your one-minute meals into flames. 3. You can eat in your sleep. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via vintageclothesretro.tumblr.com After midnight and mid-REM cycle, you can still consume the leftovers you meant to save for lunch tomorrow. 4. You can pull snacks out of thin air. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via giphy.com "And now, for my next trick..." [pulls cheeze doodle from two days ago out of hair] 5. You can escape from the most powerful restraints. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Comedy Central / Via giphy.com Diets, mealtimes, a lack of money.... no chains can stop you from breaking free to find food. 6. When you accidentally stress-eat your roommate's food... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Paramount Pictures / Via 9gag.com "Accidentally." 7. ...you can purchase a duplicate to replace it faster than they can say "Where'd my cookies go?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Paramount Pictures / Via topito.com 8. You can levitate your blood sugar. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via breezyk.wordpress.com With a single work deadline, you can make your glucose defy gravity. 8. You can bring food back from the dead. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Syfy / Via giphy.com You have the power to summon even the most freezer-burnt mystery meats back to life. 9. You can perform alchemy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Sony / Via moviepilot.com Ice cream + crackers. Potato salad + pie. You can purify insane food combinations to create stress-feasts. 10. You can hypnotize your friends into eating with you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney / Via instantfashionb.tumblr.com "You're getting hungry. Veeeeery hungry." 11. You can heal pain instantly. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via gifrific.com Time may heal all wounds eventually, but you can do it faster. With ice cream.