Bank Of Mexico's Governor Agustín Carstens Christmas Bonus Is HUGE!

Besides being an astonishing figure ($886,910 Mexican pesos, about $66,348 USD), in a country where almost half of its population lives in poverty (55 million, give or take) this is just a huge surprise, to say the least. Here's a list of things you could do or buy with that juicy bonus

12. You could buy 165 launch day PS4 consoles

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F*cking N00BS!

11. 11 2009 Toyota Prius

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So you and 10 more neighbors can roll in style! (while getting great MPG)

10. 414 bottles of Dom Perignon Champagne (750 ml)

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Stay classy y'all!

9. 57 Gurkha Black Dragon Cigars ($1,150 each)

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Legend has it these cigars are rolled up after tobacco passes the dragon's digestive system, like a smokable Kopi Luwak

8. 66 iPhones 5s (64 GB)

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One for every 2 Mexican State Senators.

7. 24,664 Cheeseburger McDonald's Happy Meals

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6. 24 Martin Greenfield Clothiers 3-piece suits (Paul Newman's and 3 U.S. Presidents' tailor. Including Barack Obama)

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Like a Big Boss

5. 1,458 gallons of Mexican gasoline (87 octanes)

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4. 18 tons of pennies!

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A MEGA truckload of deadly projectiles if thrown from the top of Empire State Building

3. 1,781,280 XBOX 360 Live points (approximately $3,804,370,986 GTA V dollars)

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Yes I am happy to see you, why else would I throw money away like this?

2. 288,470 Mexico City Subway Tickets (or one per resident in Toledo, OH)

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FYI: did you know that the subway scenes in Arnold Schwarzenegger's 90's futuristic flick "Total Recall" were filmed in the Mexico City Subway?

1. For a nobler act, you could feed a Mexican family living on minimum wage ($4.35 USD per DAY) for more than 50 years!

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He should totally do this