1. Channel your passive aggressive side with a sign that'll hopefully help ensure you never see an empty toilet paper roll again.
2. Store your beauty products in a blatant, but true, pouch.
3. Make everyone, whether they live with you or not, question whether they should actually be stepping foot into your place thanks to this doormat.
4. Answer the question, "So what are your hobbies?" with ease by wearing this T-shirt.
5. Show off your true talents to anyone who visits your bedroom with a throw pillowcase.
6. Sport this hat on the days when you just don't have the patience to deal with other humans.
7. Wear a choker with the word that might best describe you, but you don't want to say out loud.
8. Sip some beer out of a glass, explaining your honest intentions for when you wake up hungover in the morning.
9. Outline exactly what you're looking for in your next boyfriend thanks to a trendy tee.
10. Let your laptop case protect you from the next peasant who tries disturbing you while you're watching Netflix.
11. While all your friends are getting engaged, treat yourself to a ring to show off your one true love, forever and ever, no one can split you apart.
12. Decorate your living space with a clock, where no matter what time it is, describes how you feel about being a functioning person.
13. Leave the house just once to show off this tank, but then go veg the fuck out, because we know that's what you really want to do.
14. Wear your title on your face with the help of some magical sunnies.
15. Rock some pants that are business in the front, but a sassy saying in the back.
16. Tell off anyone trying to follow you around to back the fuck off thanks to a denim jacket.
17. Exercise your right to carry a gym bag that spells out your exact priorities.
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