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17 Things That'll Tell People Exactly How You're Fucking Feeling

Because who talks anymore?

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1. Channel your passive aggressive side with a sign that'll hopefully help ensure you never see an empty toilet paper roll again.

Promising Review: "I bought this as a cheap gag gift for my mother, (who loved it, by the way). I didn't expect much more than a printed sign on a weird synthetic-wood like board, and that's exactly what I got. It's cute, and a decent size." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $4.70.

3. Make everyone, whether they live with you or not, question whether they should actually be stepping foot into your place thanks to this doormat.

Promising Review: "Hilarious doormat that pisses off solicitors. What's not to love?" —Honest Angie

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.


13. Leave the house just once to show off this tank, but then go veg the fuck out, because we know that's what you really want to do.

Promising Review: "I bought this for my daughter, and she loves it! She wears it as much as she possibly can!" —STEPHLAMBERT

Get it from Hot Topic for $14.94+ (sizes S–2XL).

15. Rock some pants that are business in the front, but a sassy saying in the back.


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