17 Things That'll Tell People Exactly How You're Fucking Feeling
Because who talks anymore?
1. Channel your passive aggressive side with a sign that'll hopefully help ensure you never see an empty toilet paper roll again.
3. Make everyone, whether they live with you or not, question whether they should actually be stepping foot into your place thanks to this doormat.
8. Sip some beer out of a glass, explaining your honest intentions for when you wake up hungover in the morning.
10. Let your laptop case protect you from the next peasant who tries disturbing you while you're watching Netflix.
11. While all your friends are getting engaged, treat yourself to a ring to show off your one true love, forever and ever, no one can split you apart.
12. Decorate your living space with a clock, where no matter what time it is, describes how you feel about being a functioning person.
13. Leave the house just once to show off this tank, but then go veg the fuck out, because we know that's what you really want to do.
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