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23 Things For Anyone Who's A Huge Fucking Nerd

Are you geeking out yet?

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1. A serving bowl that will hold all your fave snacks, because if you can't catch your favorite Pokémon, snacks are the next best thing you can have.

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Promising Review: "Great size, each half holds a whole bag of popcorn. Very cute, and well-made. Would recommend to anyone who loves snacks and Pokémon." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $21.95 or ThinkGeek for $19.99.

2. A lightsaber skirt that will definitely make everyone around you extremely jealous of your style.

Promising Review: "This is just the cutest skirt I have ever owned. It fits great, it holds its shape, and I get compliments everywhere I go! " —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $44.95+ (sizes XS-L).

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3. A MineCraft foam pick axe to bring your fave game to life. Things will never be the same.

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Promising Review: "This is great! Large, great quality, and fun. The packaging it comes in has a large MineCraft label, which made it even more exciting for my MineCraft-crazed son." —ZumaLun

Get it from Amazon for $18.50 or ThinkGeek for $19.99.

6. A lab cocktail set so you can stir and serve up some chemically balanced beverages.

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Set comes with nine test tube shot glasses, three lab flask shot glasses, one lab flask mixer, one glass stir stick, and one metal carrying tray.

Promising Review: "I bought this for my boyfriend who is a bartender. It was a complete success. He loves it, and is displaying this on his bar." —EB in SD

Get it from Uncommon Goods for $45.

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8. An anatomical heart necklace that can tell heart-shaped necklaces to move tf over, because this is the real deal.

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Promising Review: "Nice, solid pendant, attractive, and a conversation starter. It makes a great gift for a romantic partner." —Brian

Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

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16. A punny T-shirt that'll mean something different to you than it will to other people.

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Promising Review: "Bought this for my 11-year-old daughter. She loves it! Washed it, and it looks great!" —Carmen M. Bierley

Get it from Amazon for $10.98+ (available in 10 colors, sizes S-3XL).

18. A set of four math glasses — add a little drink, subtract a little drink, multiply a little drink, divide a little drink.

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I'm a writer, so that's about as far as my math skills go.

Promising Review: "My future son-in-law loved this gift. He majored in math in college. After opening, he proceeded to tell us what all the symbols meant." —Cyn

Get them from Uncommon Goods for $38.

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19. A set of eight planet plates to make eating an out-of-this-world experience.

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Promising Review: "I love, love, love these plates. Exactly what I was expecting. Perfect size, sturdy, and the pictures are so nice. Worth every penny." —bringmemyhorizon13

Get them from ModCloth for $44.99.

20. A Star Wars sunshade to fight the evil from the dark side, aka, the sun from heating up your car.

Promising Review: "I love this! It fits perfectly across the windshield of my car. It's extremely hot where I live, and I notice a big difference in the temperature inside my car when using this windshield cover. Also, I love Star Wars so that just made it even better!" —Sydney

Get it from Amazon for $9.49.

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