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1. A rug for anyone who feels the need to bring their love of the great outdoors into their home, minus the bugs and dirt.
Promising Review: "Very beautiful! My daughter loves it for her room. Very soft and great quality!" —Adam and Monica
Get it from Amazon for $33.99.
2. A rhinestone peace-sign sculpture that'll add some much-needed bedazzle to your life, even if other people can't understand it.
Get it from Amazon for $148.84.
4. A desk plaque that definitely won't make you that obnoxious person in the office.
For real, though, this is hella cool.
Get it from Domino for $28.
5. A mohawk lollipop holder, just in case holding a Tootsie Pop until you get to its center is too much work for you.
Clearly, this was invented by a genius.
Get it from Jonathan Adler for $98.
6. A set of pillowcases with sassy sayings that will reaffirm you're truly just over everything. Like, whatever.
Get them from Urban Outfitters for $29.
7. Or, a reversible sequin throw pillow cover to complete your extra AF bedroom aesthetic.
8. A sign to ensure anyone who visits your apartment knows you fuckin' smoke.
Get it from Dot & Bo for $13.49+.
9. A cork light bottle stopper that will scream "LOOK HOW EXTRA I AM!" at the party you host.
10. A martini candle, because a piece of decor that doesn't have anything to do with martinis has no place in my home. (Kidding, maybe.)
Get it from BoxLunch for $15.92.
11. A dish rack/desk organizer inspired by the movie Inception, because just plain ol' organization is overrated.
12. A figurine for those who desire to wake up in the morning greeted by royalty.
Get it from Chris Collicott on Generate for $25 (available in two colors).
13. A pair of hand curtain tiebacks, because just regular curtain tiebacks aren't creepy enough.
Get them from Anthropologie for $48.
14. A duvet cover that will totally steal a pizza your heart.
Also, comes with extra cheese...I mean, two pillowcases.
Get it from Amazon for $100.46 (available in double size).
15. While we are on the important subject, a shower curtain of a cat eating pizza will certainly become the taco the town.
I am so, so sorry.
Promising Review: "Wash your sins, and the grime of your bleak existence, away behind a curtain of feline supremacy. A cat double fisting pizza and tacos? Come on. Submit yourself. Resistance is futile. Low price. Soft material. Quick delivery. Life changing." —Tara Vanflower
Get it from Amazon for $11.50 (available in five styles).
16. A paperweight so extra, you won't be able to bear it.
17. A neon font lamp that really isn't all that necessary to decorate your living space with, but you'll do it anyways, because it looks cool.
Get it from 2Modern for $70 (available in letters A-Z, #'s 0-9, and various symbols).
18. A garden gnome that you just know the creator of had way too much fun designing (don't blame him tho).
Promising Review: "This is probably the best thing ever for anyone's garden. I mainly bought it, because it seems like every other house has some sort of gnome on our street. I wanted to step out of the norm, and when I came across this, I knew this piece would be perfect." —Dallas
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
19. A map wallpaper mural if your goal is to show your house guests how ~worldly~ you really are.
Get it from All Posters for $53.99.
20. A fancy and fun AF fish bowl that will revolutionize the way society keeps their pet fish.
21. A duck door stopper that you should buy for the sole reason that it's adorable.
22. An oversized DIY wall clock, just in case a normal clock, or your phone, won't quite cut it when you need to know what time it is.
Promising Review: "My fiancé and I bought this clock with very high hopes, and it came out perfectly!! We couldn't be happier!" —Brianna Vinton
Get it from Amazon for $25.99.
23. And a door mat with a phrase that may make you recall one of the most iconic movies of our time.
Get it from Nylon for $42.
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