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1.Holy Mother Forking Shirtballs makes you kinda feel like you're in the Good Place with its clean take on classic curse words. Now all you need is some frozen yogurt.
7.Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring takes colorful language right to paper — as a proud owner of this book, I can promise you it's truly a GREAT way to blow off steam.
8.Sloths Who Smoke & Drink makes you fall in love with the amazing animal even MORE — obviously sloths really drink tequila, they're cool like that.
9.Unicorns Are Jerks teaches us the magical creatures aren't all they're cracked up to be. But, not in a bad way! IDK, I mean they seem super cool and edgy actually, and I want to be best friends with one.
10.Ugh, I Can't Even expresses those ideas you're thinking of even in the moments when you literally can't even! LIKE UGH!
11.When Life Gets Complicated, I Wine is best colored with a glass of wine set next to you — actually, it's illegal to color in this book without drinking wine at the same time. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
12.Haters Gonna Hate brings you back up when the h8ers have got ya down. They're not worth your time, but this coloring book sure is.
13.Cat Butts combines two wonderful things — felines and their booties. It'll have you saying "meWOW!"
14.And Dog Butt gives you doggo-lovers the chance to color in some behinds, too! We couldn't put in one and not the other; we're not monsters.
15.Eat A Bag Of D*cks allows you to simply color in all of the things you WISH so badly you could say to the faces of your enemies, but for now, you can just think of them in your mind while exerting your energy towards this.