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    Updated on Nov 5, 2019. Posted on Jun 29, 2018

    32 Products For Anyone Who's A Basic Betch And Proud

    From one basic betch to another.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. An extension pack of the popular "What Do Your Meme?" card game made especially for you and your basic AF squad.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $10.

    2. A tank top rumored to save you from having to wear pink on a Wednesday and STILL being allowed to get in the car and go shopping with the plastics.

    Amazon, Paramount Pictures

    Get it from Amazon for $26.97+ (available in sizes S–2XL).

    3. A swan pool float that'll once and for all prove you're the basic bitch of the pool, no ifs, ands, or buts — the swan float IS the holy grail of basic pool floats. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Buy it. You cannot go wrong with this swan. All my friends want to take selfies on the swan. I've gotten to use it on several different occasions including an all-day float trip down a river. Still in great condition!" —Avery Gee

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    4. An enamel pin for summing up what it's like to be you in a nutshell, or rather, a Pumpkin Spice Latte cup.

    Dream Maker Pins / Etsy

    Get it from Dream Maker Pins on Etsy for $7.

    5. An eyeshadow palette LITERALLY named after you to have your eyelids express the shades of your soul. Congratulations on this accomplishment.

    Nordstrom

    Promising review: "Love it! Many possibilities! Ordered it for wedding makeup. It was perfect. I would order again." —Shofy

    Get it from Nordstrom for $39.50, Ulta for $39.50, or Birchbox for $39.50 (a $160 value).

    6. A yoga mat that'll, like, totally make everyone aware that you're a yogi, like you live, breathe, and eat it, betches.

    Firebox

    Get it from Firebox for $26.59.

    7. A pair of yoga leggings for helping you stock up on your collection of pants — yes, yoga leggings are pants, and they're the only pants you can be found wearing, thank you very much.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "These leggings fit wonderfully. Not only do they offer a bit of compression, they are not cheaply made and not thin. Also, they are vibrantly colored and have not faded after multiple washings." —Dani

    Get them from Amazon for $18.98+ (available in various styles, and sizes S–2XL).

    8. An avocado cookbook so you can whip up 40 delicious basic AF recipes — do NOT tell me avocados aren't basic, as the mayor of Basic Town, I hereby declare avocados our national fruit.

    ASOS

    Get it from Asos for $16, Barnes & Noble for $14.95, or find it at your local bookstore through IndieBound here.

    9. An Ugg care kit to help you maintain your fave shoes in your closet. Don't pretend they aren't, and don't be ashamed, they're really fucking comfy.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This stuff saved my Uggs — I was ready to throw them out! Luckily I found this stuff and it saved me a couple of hundred dollars." —Vance

    Get it from Amazon for $15.90 (originally $19.95).

    10. A greeting card that'll make your basic BFF slightly defensive at first, but then they'll get a good laugh out of it because being basic is acceptable and encouraged.

    Inked Daisy Designs / Etsy

    Get it from Inked Daisy Designs on Etsy for $4+ (available in various card stock styles, and envelope colors).

    11. A V-neck tee for when you literally can no longer even BELIEVE. l mean seriously, what the heck, I really cannot.

    Society6

    Get it from Cat Coquillette on Society6 for $24.99 (available in eight colors, and sizes XS–2XL).

    12. A set of three cookie sheets and four emoji cookie cutters so you can take living, breathing, and EATING basic-ness to a whole new literal level.

    Walmart

    Promising review: "I love these cookie cutters!! My kids love to make emoji cookies and treats! We've used the pans a few times and they are super easy to clean! No need to put them in the dishwasher because food just slips right off." — afm55

    Get them from BuzzFeed's Tasty collection at Walmart for $9.97.

    13. A book to read when you're feeling rly sad about Vine — RIP, insert moment of silence here.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I laughed, I giggled, and laughed again. Even without having seen some of the Vines, out-of-context, they can be just as funny. But definitely go look up the Vines after, too!" —E

    Get it from Amazon for $6.29.

    14. A bagel and cream cheese making kit that'll allow you the opportunity to whip up your own favorite form of breakfast food (sometimes lunch food, could be acceptable as dinner food).

    Uncommon Goods

    Promising review: "I'm originally from New York and was very surprised by how authentic these bagels and cream cheese turned out! My loving husband made these for me for Valentine's Day. He said it was a bunch of work, but the smile on my face and hot bagels in the morning made it worth it!" —Klw

    Get it from UncommonGoods for $25 (available in everything and cinnamon raisin).

    15. A rosé bottle pool float for sprawling out on during a hot summer day, when all you want is a chilled glass of the not-quite-red-wine stuff.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $28.

    16. A 50-pack of disposable Starbucks beverage cups to rock when you're making your next iced coffee, iced tea, or even just an iced water. It's the equivalent of spending $2 on a drink if you buy these, which is already less than you'd be spending at Starbs. 😉

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Love the whole package. Excellent quality. Have purchased repeatedly and will purchase again. Always have on hand and never want to be without. Good price, too." —Makeupmanic

    Get them from Amazon for $24.99.

    And if you wanna be an environmentally conscious basic betch, get a re-usable Starbucks iced coffee cup from Amazon for $20.41+ (available in three sizes).

    17. A selfie lens kit featuring FIVE phone lenses that'll upgrade your selfie game to the extreme — look out Instagram, VSCO, and Tinder, here you freaking come.

    Firebox

    Promising review: "The lenses are brilliant. They are very high quality and do exactly what they say they will! Such a great little kit to have!" —Emma

    Get it from Firebox for $26.59.

    18. A 72-pack of pumpkin spice K-cups for when it's winter, spring, and summer, and you're going through such major withdrawal symptoms and literally can't even.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "There are many pumpkin spice flavorings out there, but this is my personal favorite because it has more clove. I drink it year-round." —carolyn dean

    Get them from Amazon for $49.51.

    19. An emoji ring to keep the emoji-loving close to your fingertips at all times, even when you're not texting them to your group chat.

    Firebox

    Get it from Firebox for $16.59 (originally $33.19, available in 10 styles).

    20. A rose gold balloon banner that'll make a great addition to your next birthday celebration. You get older each year, and your basic side should only grow with you.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "It might come as a surprise, but we used these for a birthday party. It added an extra special touch that would have been missing had we not used these. Cheers, and Happy Birthday!" —Brandon

    Get it from Amazon for $7.98.

    21. An 11-piece mermaid makeup brush set to apply your cosmetics with tools that really speak to your interests.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I can't get over how pretty these brushes are! I love mermaids so these brushes are a huge hit with me. They are so soft and work really well. My favorite is the chubby brush, I use it for contouring and it's the best. I can't believe such awesome brushes are so inexpensive, I feel like the chubby brush by itself is worth the price!" —Kindle Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

    22. An emoji wireless speaker that'll blast all your favorite songs from your phone, and if you have your ringer on, it can even alert you while listening to said songs about text messages that hopefully have emojis in them, amirite?!

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $15.

    23. A coloring book literally made for satisfying your basic heart's crafty self — take it from me, I am BOTH basic AND the leader of the Harry Styles fan club.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I gave this as a gift to a grown woman. She said she gives it four out of five because he cannot come to life off the page. She says, 'the tiny yellow swim trunks are a thing of legend." —hwooda

    Get it from Amazon for $13.

    24. A T-shirt dress coverup to outline some of your favorite things about the summer, basic things of course.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I could live in this flowy, soft, comfortable shirt! It is big like a bathing suit cover, but you can wear with leggings or shorts just as easily. I get compliments every time I wear it and LOVE the look!! Kale for days." —almostpeachy

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in o/s).

    25. A pack of unicorn string lights that'll combine two extremely wonderful things us basics love — string lights and unicorns, does it get better than this?

    Forever 21

    Get them from Forever 21 for $9.90.

    26. A sparkling rosé making kit for churning out your very own summer water with a twist. If you wanna send me some after, feel free.

    Uncommon Goods

    Get it from UncommonGoods for $70.

    27. A door mat that'll be sure to keep your living space a basic zone only, anyone who is even the slightest bit non-basic is not welcome.

    ShopJosieB / Etsy

    Promising review: "I bought this for my sister and brother-in-law for their anniversary and they LOVED it! I customized it specifically for them and it was so easy to do. The shop owner was very responsive and friendly. I would definitely buy from her again." —Ana Mejia

    Get it from ShopJosieB on Etsy for $35.20+ (originally $44+, available in this style, or customize your own).

    28. A giant donut float for adding in your pool float collection if you don't yet own it, and if you don't have it yet, then why not? Donuts and this float in particular are essentials for people like us.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Got two of these for a group of teens spending time at a lake this summer. They are big enough to hold adults, but easier to maneuver and store than old-fashioned tubes. Plus, who doesn't love donuts?" —ninjette

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    29. A tube of unicorn snot sunscreen to lather on thicc this summer so you can continue channeling your basic side even when you're just putting on SUNBLOCK.

    Firebox

    Get it from Firebox for $33.19 (available in three colors).

    Read a review of this fabulous stuff.

    30. A book by "Instagram's favorite illustrator" filled with hilarious drawings, especially relatable if you identify as a basic betch.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "If you haven't read this yet, do it now. This is currently on my nightstand for some light reading before bed. I got through it in an afternoon, but the stories and pictures are fun to revisit. If you don't follow Julie on Instagram, do it now!" —-L

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99+.

    31. A High School Musical vinyl to bring out your younger, basic-self and bop, bop, bop to the top notes Troy and Gabriella can sing.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $25.98.

    32. A crewneck sweatshirt that'll simply describe you in one word when all else fails because yes you're basic, but yes, you're also proud.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $26.97+ (available in two colors, and sizes S–4XL).

    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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    Allison Krausman / BuzzFeed

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