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Which Member Of Atlantic Group N1C Are You?

Get those pitchforks ready!

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  1. Who would write the play about your life?

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    A stupid playwright. My life has been pretty unexciting.
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    Lynn Nottage
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    Suzan-Lori Parks
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    Annie Baker
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    Will Eno
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    I don't think I can answer this yet, it all depends on how far into madness I descend over the next couple years.
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    Simon Stephens (rip @ me)
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    Martin McDonagh
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    Aaron Sorkin
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    Daddy Mamet
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    Laura Hesse
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    Tony Kushner... yas
  2. What part of your body could use some more release?

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    My vocal flaps
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    If we're talking about visceral release, then it's my shoulders
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    The knot in my right calf
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    My hipssss
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    Probably my sphincter, because I'm still not completely sure what that is
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    My unmentionables
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    Neck
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    My "incredibly tense shoulders"
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    Honestly every part of my body because I am a walking ball of stress and panic soooo
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    Shoulders
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    Hips
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    My neck
  3. What are your opinions on the word "chomper?"

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    WHIP IT OUT
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    I plead the fifth
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    Absolutely repulsed by such a naughty word
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    STAWP
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    A strange mix of amusement and discomfort always comes up
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    It's a sexual innuendo
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    "Yum!" -Jacquelyn Landgraf
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    The chompers come out when someone is disrespectful
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    It made me uncomfy at first but it's grown on me
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    Hell Yea!!!!!!
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    Negative
  4. What do you usually get from the Atlantic vending machine?

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    Snickers
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    I don't have a normal thing, but I can't stop spending my money at those things and it's quite the problem for me
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    Those little gummy bears!!!!!!!!!!! Sour!...... if possible ;)
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    Whatever I'm in the mood for that day
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    Seltzer
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    Nothing...
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    Nothing, I don't eat trash
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    Dried mango
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    Frustration
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    Cheeze-Itz
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    Snickers!
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    Nothing.
  5. What's your ideal étude?

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    A sleep study
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    Empire/Music Label
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    My legitimate wedding to Carl Howell
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    Everyone crying
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    OJ Trial
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    A musical, bitches
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    The Setting-18th century London. Times are hard! but not for this ragtag group of elites. Mr. Rumplestilskin has just informed the countrymen of their mission...whether they choose to accept it...to save the king of his flatulence problem. jajaja. Will th
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    We're all bees trying to run a successful hive
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    We are all inmates in a state penitentiary.
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    Murder Thriller Scenario
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    NHL collective bargaining meetings
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    A Comedy Central Roast of Jacquelyn Landgraf ft. All the Atlantic First Years
  6. Which voice text/exercise do you spiritually identify with?

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    Jaw shake with sound
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    Panting!!!!
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    Partner massage
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    Do do do what you've (DON'T ASPIRATE THE T) done done done before DAVID
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    None, I like didn't memorize any of them lol I'm a bad bad boy
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    How do I feel? I feel huh
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    WHEREFORE REJOICE (even though I refused to memorize it because it was far too long)
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    Well, let me tell you something... I am sick
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    Humming series
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    Shaking it out (butt/hip area)
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    Ha hummmm ppttthhbbbbhhhhh mmmmaaaaaaa
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    My main girl Bessie
  7. What's your favorite obscure curse word/phrase?

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    Fuckahontas
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    Fuckerzzzz (Hannah Vickery style)
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    What the shit? (Hannah Vickery style)
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    Bumba-Clot
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    Cuntsickle
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    Fucker
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    Pass the cottage cheese please!
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    Square go cunt
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    Feck ya, ya fecken twa
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    Tabarnak
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    Oh, nuts!
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    Twatcicle fuck and tuck
  8. Who's your favorite Atlantic employee?

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    Andy Schneeflock
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    Hilary, duh
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    Hilary's Dinckle
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    HILARY HINCKLE but also Carl and also Katie Honaker lol
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    Jacquelyn Landgraf
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    KATIE HONAKER<3
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    Josh Lewis
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    Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and Savior Hilary Hinckle?
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    Carl. Fucking. Howell.
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    Katie Honker, Carl Howell, Allison Karman. Don't make me choose.
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    Katja Andreiev
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    TBD
  9. What's your catchphrase?

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    "Do it. Dismantle the Patriarchy."
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    "Who's tryna fight me??????????"
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    Oh shit me
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    "It was unreal!"
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    "Sowy!"
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    "Go team!"
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    "That's disrespectful" or "That's a lie, that's a lie"
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    Really loud laughter
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    "Suh dudes!" ✌️
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    "Da da da da da da, DA" (Katie Honaker's song)
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    "Fucking puke," "donuting," *pop* "noice," and a quick moan
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    "Renee! Put DNA on the playlist!"
  10. What's your ideal group hang out?

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    The 15 minute rule
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    Getting Connor Fudge shwasted
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    Pregame ensemble meeting
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    Dinner and Chill
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    Starbucks downstairs
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    Hide and seek in Bobst (in the dark, obvi)
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    Getting high and watching the movie Rush
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    I mean we have yet to hang out as a whole group so, I WOULDN'T KNOW
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    Everyone gets blackout
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    Shopping at Forever 21 followed by front row tickets to Wicked-The American Musical
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    Bonding sesh
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    A club or pool or roller skating rink
  11. What's your opinion of zafus?

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    Wtf is that?
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    I don't fucking know, they're pillows with rice
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    They're okay
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    Not my fave
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    They're awesome
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    HELL YEAH
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    They are pillows for dropped in queens
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    Too much, my man
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    "Sad!" -Donald Trump XD
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    I think I need one in my life but I don't know why yet
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    I won't discriminate
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    I love a good pillow, but why are they filled with barley?
  12. What action are you always trying to get Hilary to let you play?

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    To get a teacher to kiss me
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    To get someone to wake up to reality
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    To call someone out on their Katie Bullshit
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    To get someone to submit
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    To get someone to see that the jig is up
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    To get someone to take their ball and go home
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    To get someone to be kinesthetically aware.
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    To get the sleep I deserve (I love our wildcards but good lord)
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    To get someone to take responsibility
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    Literally any other action besides teach a simple/obvious lesson
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    To get a Judas to go to hell
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    Honestly anything that lets me use my as if about being accused of being a witch because that will always be amusing
  13. If you could perform for Jacquelyn Landgraf with anyone in the world as your scene partner, who would it be?

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    Sir Patrick Stewart. Can't give notes to a knight!
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    Jacquelyn's favorite actress is Fiona Shaw so...
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    Hilary Hinckle <3333
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    Kerry Washington
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    Daddy Mamet
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    Robin Williams because I miss this man so much but honestly I'd rather not have to perform for Jacquelyn, so.
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    Daddy Macy
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    Christoph Waltz
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    Sarina Freda
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    Jacquelyn Landgraf's 'Partner' wearing just a football jersey
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    My puss in Spring Awakening orrrrr...................Natalie Portman so she can fucking roast her ass!!! I hate Natalie!!!
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    Lorielle Mallue's newborn baby
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