1. Try to follow their rules.
2. Avoid pissing them off.
3. Try to ignore their illusions about the internet
4. Find out secrets to use against them
5. Let them give you advice.
6. Don't expect them to understand you.
7. Beware of their creepy PDA.
8. Smile and nod when they lecture you about where your life is going.
9. Enjoy the perks.
10. Get out of there ASAP!
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