Dexter: when his sister, Deb, tells him she is in love with him. Sure they weren’t blood related, but that’s zero excuse. Just gross... killed it for me.
Where to begin... For starters, I live in Texas, the bride and wedding are all in Michigan. She was mad I was too tan next to her and everyone else, so she demanded we get spray tans to cover my tan lines and darken everyone else. The day of the wedding the tan was staining our dresses,…
I work in a Mexican restaurant. A woman was arguing with me the queso was too spicy and she couldn’t eat it and how there has never been chilies in it before. I told her how Chile con queso means chilies with cheese and reread the description to her that it is a mixture of diced chilies…
My now-former friend lived up north in Michigan, I was down in Texas. Of course our summer and hot outdoor/temperatures began much earlier than theirs, so I would spend time at the pool cooling down. When I arrived north, she was appalled by my tan and tan lines. She made me get a…
I am 5’11 and my boyfriend is 5’5... quite a gap. But he loves so much to take me shopping for high heels to make me even taller. We will walk around, whether a grocery store or the restaurant, people staring at the size, but he shows me off (even trying to twirl me around in a dance,…
my brother had horrible table manners. Always eating fast, elbows and arms on the table, talking with his mouth full, and chomping with his mouth open. Finally my parents had enough telling him what polite manners were. My dad picked up his plate and put it on the floor by our dog’s…
That the time frame you see for yourself doesn't really happen. My younger self planned I WAS going to be married at 25 with kids at 27. I'm so glad I wasn't. There is no way I could have survived. It's hard still. But I love coming home, love cleaning, and planning my own meals.…
Lyric saying friends don't care about all the he-said, she-said?... she is still pushing the she-said right along to no avail. Show the old you is dead and drop it. You clearly aren't or you would have by now.
People who want everything altered on the food order, then get mad at you if the kitchen messes it up still. I've had people ask to see the ticket I put in to confirm I knew what I was doing, then still tipped horribly. Not my fault I did it right and the kitchen messes up... And…
Break up with your high school boyfriend and go out and have fun. Don't sit in your room waiting for calls, or making calls, and miss the scene. Too much happens to pine away for something that won't last!
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