Don't worry, this isn't another one of *those* articles. You know the ones — they always talk about how we're to blame for something, or how we killed a dying industry. We're self- and selfie-obsessed, we're entitled, and we're lazy. But, hey, at least we know how to send an e-mail @BabyBoomers.
Personally, I think millennials are extremely talented, just over-stimulated and weirdly obsessed with avocados. That's an article for another day. That said, though, we have a few questions I think we all really need to answer.