The First Four Episodes Of "Too Hot To Handle" Are Now Available – Here Are 19 Wild Things That Have Happened So Far

    The first of two instalments of the show is finally available!

    Sam Cleal
    by Sam Cleal

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Season two of the no-sex-dating-show Too Hot To Handle has just dropped and I'm sorry to say, it's just as addictive as last year.

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    Since Netflix is dropping this series in two instalments, I thought I would recap everything from this first four eps so you're ready for the next bunch on 30th June! Here's everything that went down.

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    🚨 Obviously, massive spoilers ahead for the first four episodes of Too Hot To Handle. 🚨

    1. Melinda and Larissa revealed they that have a tendency to dry-hump in their sleep.

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    So yeah... this no sex business is gonna be a breeze for these two.

    2. Chase went after Carly but she managed to bang her head just before they kissed. Romantic. They still kissed though!

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    And it all began with those magic words from Chase – "can we talk for a little bit?"

    3. There was an animal-themed costume party, and Peter challenged everyone to perform a mating call to see who would make a move on them.

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    Honestly, so many people kissed it was hard to keep track.

    4. Lana then revealed herself and dropped the sex ban on them, and everyone was very understandably upset.

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    Until this point, the contestants thought they were on a show called "Parties in Paradise", which presumably is one giant three week orgy.

    5. Less than 24 hours after Lana's PDA ban was announced, A LOT of kissing happened. Seriously, it was like the opposite of my secondary school experience.

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    Cam and Emily broke the rules first by kissing on the beach, then Carly and Chase made out and lost their chance at a special date prize, and then Melinda and Marvin kissed and also lost out on the date.

    6. Wanting in on the action, Peter goaded Melinda and Carly into a rock-paper-scissors contest to see who would get to kiss him.

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    This was the start of Peter referring to himself in third person, which he does often. Sam is unamused.

    7. At the "weigh-in" with Lana, everyone stayed quiet about their indiscretions, but it didn't stop them losing a combined total of $21,000 off of the £100K prize money!

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    You'd have to be a bloody good kisser for me to throw away £3000 on you.

    8. A relationship expert came in to teach the contestants about erogenous zones.

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    It kind of just involved them touching each other with feathers and rubbing oil onto each other.

    9. Marvin and Melinda argued over her kissing Peter, and then Melinda invited Peter to join her in bed to make Marvin jealous.

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    Seems like solid thinking there.

    10. Peter let Melinda go on about Marvin and their relationship drama while Marvin was right behind her.

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    Peter would let you walk around with ketchup on your face, for sure.

    11. Cam convinced Nathan and Peter to keep watch while he had a secret wank in the shower.

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    Gotta love when straight men enable each other to do shitty things. Also, I don't know who needs to hear this, but "blue balls" is not a thing.

    12. Lana put Emily and Cam to the test by challenging them to stay in a private suite all night without any sexual contact. In the morning, Emily revealed that they didn't hook up and had won a load of money back, and everyone rejoiced... for about ten seconds.

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    "I don't recall. Do you recall?" is definitely my go-to excuse now.

    13. Lana brought in two new arrivals who got to choose which existing contestant they wanted to go on a date with.

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    Lana really trying to stir the pot here.

    14. Cam went on a date with Christina and seemed to forget all about Emily.

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    Cam doing the absolutely most to make men look terrible.

    15. Robert got his date with Carly, but it didn't go anywhere.

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    This is going to be a running theme with Robert.

    16. Robert and Christina found out they are on Too Hot To Handle.

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    Christina acting like she's been re-routed on her dream vacation to prison or something.

    17. Robert hit on Melinda but it didn't go anywhere, and later tried it on with Kayla – but it didn't go anywhere.

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    You cannot fault this guy for trying!

    18. Emily didn't feel reassured by Cam that nothing happened on his date with Christina, so she asked Christina for her version of events.

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    Protect Emily at all costs (from Cam).

    19. And finally, Lana had a massive go at the contestants, and threatened them with "streamlining".

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    I don't know what streamlining entails exactly, but it kind of sounds like a term from Nineteen Eighty-Four. Let's hope the contestants don't end up in Room 101 in episode five!

    What will happen in the next instalment of episodes? Let us know your thoughts and feelings in the comments below!