If The Cast Of "Schitt's Creek" Were Classic Vines, Here's Who They'd Be
Alexis has big "And They Were Roommates" energy, IMO.
It's been a while since I've compared iconic TV characters to classic vines, so here's goes nothing! This time it's everyone's fave, Schitt's Creek – which celebrated its 7th anniversary yesterday!
1. David Rose – "Fuck Off Janet"
I mean, this is a no-brainer, right?
2. Alexis Rose – "And They Were Roommates"
Specifically, the girl walking by is very... Alexis in the middle of a random anecdote.
3. Moira Rose – "Singing Bus Lady"
There were many contenders, but I think Moira's penchant for singing AT people aligns with this iconic vine.
4. Johnny Rose – "Guy Who Likes Music"
Honestly, watch it. There is no other vine that comes close to describing Johnny like this does.
5. Stevie Budd – "Shalissa"
Straight-talking and a little self deprecating – this is exactly how I think Stevie would respond to being told she looks like Beyoncé.
6. Roland Schitt – "Give Me My Hat Back, Jordan"
This chaotic vine is Roland behaviour for sure.
7. Jocelyn Schitt – "It's An Avocado... Thanks"
Hear me out – Jocelyn is always being let down by people, but she always keeps her disappointment politely to herself!
8. Patrick Brewer – "Love You, Bitch"
Patrick probably wouldn't sing a song like this, but the sentiment is kinda the same.
9. Ted Mullens – "More Like Hurricane Tortilla"
Are you telling me Ted wouldn't make this joke?
10. Twyla Sands – "Sometimes I Like To Pretend I'm Tall"
Twy loves to let people know random things about herself... just like Ava!
11. Ronnie Lee – "It's The Good Kush"
She may be a softie underneath, but on the surface Ronnie is a hardcore realist.
12. Bob Currie – "When Life Gives You Lemons"
I literally think Bob has said this line before.
13. Gwen Currie – "Head Shaking Person"
Gwen is always smiling and doing busywork in the background, so I just think this is a perfect match.
15. Mutt Schitt – "Baked Sausage Pizza"
This is the sexiest vine I could think of... which I think works! Plus, Mutt is a very no-nonsense guy!
16. Jake – "That's What Good Pussy Sounds Like"
Always needlessly sexual, Jake would definitely say this to Stevie, or David, or Patrick, or anyone.
17. And finally, Wendy Kurtz – "Fergie Doing Cartwheels"
We're talking about wild season five Wendy when she met David again and wanted them to get high together!