Because who actually cares about having less body fat?
Also, what is the big deal about burning calories faster?
What's so great about workouts that can be done with tons of different types of equipment?
Muscles? On women? WHO NEEDS THAT?
And we can all admit that workouts that are beginner-friendly are 😢.
And let's not forget about how much it sucks to be able to lug your own groceries, suitcases, etc.
Being able to exercise outside of the gym STINKS.
And feeling confident is so BLAH.
Working out with friends is the pits.
And what's the BFD about having fun while you exercise?
Just say NOPE to feeling less stiff and tight.
Bottom line: Feeling like a boss is the literal worst.
So, just keep your distance when it comes to weightlifting. SERIOUSLY.