Coffee is the best thing about my morning and decaf is the best thing about my afternoon.
I like coffee so much that I even enjoy decaf.
That's right — I will seek out the version of coffee that has gone through a multistep industrial process that extracts the ingredient it's known for, along with its signature "coffee" flavor, before that flavor is reinjected into the now-decaffeinated beans so that I can enjoy a just-coffeelike-enough version of coffee.