1. "You look like you're 12!"
You're literally telling us we look like children, which...why?
2. "Don't worry; that'll be a compliment when you get older."
You know that being short doesn't halt the aging process, right? Like, we'll be this height but wrinkled.
3. "Ugh I wish I was tiny like you."
4. "How tall are you?"
5. "Wait, seriously? That's, like, SO, short."
6. *Anything said while patting us on the head.*
7. "I just want to put you in my pocket!"
8. "Aw, you're too cute."
9. "You make me feel so tall!"
10. "You're the perfect height to be my arm rest."
If that arm goes where we think it's going we recommend you protect your shins.
11. "That dog would be like a horse for you LOL."
12. "I'm as tall as you are!" — a ten-year-old
13. "You can totally shop in the kids' section, can't you?"
14. "I bet your pants would be capris on me!"
15. "Why don't you ever wear maxi dresses?"
16. "What's the weather like down there?"
17. "Why don't you just wear heels?"
18. "You're so lucky you don't have to worry about being taller than someone you're dating."
19. "Can you reach that for me?" *winks*
20. "You should try wearing [insert pattern, color, garment] to make you look taller."
Right because we're going to be able to trick people into thinking our height is an optical illusion.
21. *Anything said while crouching down dramatically to our level*
22. "You probably prefer 'vertically challenged,' right?"
23. *Literally nothing before picking you up and carrying you.*
