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    Posted on Dec 14, 2014

    Here's Why Getting In Shape and Joining OKCupid Are Basically The Same Thing

    Ugh.

    Yes, you know it will be good for you.

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    No, that's not enough to motivate you.

    But that's where your friends come in...

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    With tips and advice from their own lives.

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    "Seriously, though, juicing will change your life!"

    And that never gets old.

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    Tell me again about your yoga practice?

    Still, nothing seems to inspire any get-up-and-go.

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    But stay-down-and-don't-move? You've got that covered.

    And really — why change things up when your lifestyle is already crushing it?

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    And if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    So, you keep an eye out for any excuse to bail.

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    Bad weather, misplaced keys, ominous planetary shifts and disadvantageous moon phases — these all count.

    After all, the whole endeavor could take a looong time.

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    Like, a super long time.

    And what if, in the end, you haven't accomplished your goal?

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    Life is meaningless, amirite?

    Then again, if you don't do it, you're pretty sure you'll be alone forever.

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    "Here lies someone who was pretty stubborn but did beat more than 1,000 levels of Candy Crush so. RIP." -your tombstone

    On the other hand, if you do do it, and you don't get results, you'll regret everything.

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    What's the shortcut for "undo" but IRL?

    But it's not like it's something you can just jump into.

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    For example, you can't get started without getting the stuff you need.

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    You've heard that having the proper liquid on hand is crucial.

    And of course the right outfit is essential.

    But you'll definitely get to it.

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    Eventually. Probably definitely.

    Yeah, totally.

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    For sure.

    For now, though? It probably makes the most sense to postpone until further notice.

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