Yes, you know it will be good for you.
No, that's not enough to motivate you.
Ugh.
No, that's not enough to motivate you.
"Seriously, though, juicing will change your life!"
Tell me again about your yoga practice?
But stay-down-and-don't-move? You've got that covered.
And if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Bad weather, misplaced keys, ominous planetary shifts and disadvantageous moon phases — these all count.
Like, a super long time.
Life is meaningless, amirite?
"Here lies someone who was pretty stubborn but did beat more than 1,000 levels of Candy Crush so. RIP." -your tombstone
What's the shortcut for "undo" but IRL?
Eventually. Probably definitely.
For sure.