1. When you're three drinks in and your friends ask "You good?"
2. When someone yells "SHOTS!"
3. When your night seemed like this:
4. But your hangover feels like it was this:
5. When a single drink has you reaching for cranberry juice like:
6. When you pound water all night in the hopes that it will help keep you more sober:
7. But really just means pub crawl = bathroom crawl:
8. When you go to happy hour on a weeknight...
9. And realize that you do "a drink or two" differently:
10. When it's not rare that you're vulnerable to pranks:
11. When there's no such thing as pacing yourself:
12. When it's the second round and you're trying to pretend you're still sober:
13. When your friends realize that boozy brunch isn't really your thing:
14. And same with tailgating and all weekend day drinking tbh:
15. When a night out requires calculations:
16. When there's punch which is basically Russian roulette of alcohol content:
17. When you think you've finally increased your tolerance:
18. When your friends complain about wasting their money on booze and you're like:
19. When it would be rude not to let your host refill your drink:
20. When you find a bartender who's willing to make you virgin cocktail that's awesome:
21. And rarely but beautifully, when you make it through a night out and you're actually only buzzed:
The GIF in #14 has been replaced.