Gwenyth Paltrow's lifestyle website Goop has recommended products that will spice up your sex life in a most elegant way.
The products include (among other things) $400 nipple clamps...
A $535 leather whip...
...and the pièce de résistance, a 24-karat-gold dildo for $15,000.
And people are...reacting.
Some are just incredulous.
Some are pointing out other ways to spend that chunk of change.
You could buy $395 nipple clamps like goop suggests, OR you could buy over 300 cans of soup for the same price https://t.co/ezY1aTwUfn
Others are annoyed and long for a time when masturbating wasn't so...expensive.
In the greatest feat of all, Gwenyth Paltrow made using a dildo to masturbate unbearably pretentious.
Gwyneth's 24k gold dildo....I'll just file that shit under another TMI Goop update. #GirlBye
And still are others are like, "Lol no, but...maybe?"
#DildoGoals
