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1. This *DJ Kitty Cat* turn table scratch toy for $28.99.

2. This BAG O' DICKS for your cat who is also a misandrist ($32.00).

3. This hamburger bed for $15.20.

4. This stylish kitty tent for $32.00.

5. For the stoner cat, these catnip joints for $6.00.

6. This toilet training kit for $29.99.

8. These freeze-dried chicken treats for $5.19.

9. These kitty breath mints for $2.49.

10. This snuggly shark's mouth cave for $10.10.

11. This "Peek-a-Prize" toy box for $24.99.

12. A Sleepypod Warmer Pad for $59.99.

15. This mini-mansion with built in scratching post and cave for $79.99.

17. If you are Bill Gates, this $900 kitty cave/side table.

18. And lastly, tickets to see Cats the musical!


Your cat will *finally* get to see itself represented positively on stage. Such an emotional and fulfilling experience.
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