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1. This *DJ Kitty Cat* turn table scratch toy for $28.99.

Holy shit. Find it here RIGHT MEOW.
4. This stylish kitty tent for $32.00.

I would sleep in here too, TBH. Find it here.
6. This toilet training kit for $29.99.

This is possibly the best invention ever. You can literally potty-train your cat and save thousands of dollars on litter. Find them here!
8. These freeze-dried chicken treats for $5.19.

I swear to god these treats are like crack for kitties. If you get them anything, let it be these. Find them here.
9. These kitty breath mints for $2.49.

For when you really want to give your cat kisses and you keep asking it to brush its teeth but it won't. Find them here.
10. This snuggly shark's mouth cave for $10.10.

It's collapsible so you can store it easily, but who wouldn't want this cuddly shark around all the time?! Find them here.
12. A Sleepypod Warmer Pad for $59.99.

Your cat will be so cozy and warm wherever it goes, even on the road! The pad comes with a car adaptor and a promise that your cat will love you forever. Find it here.
15. This mini-mansion with built in scratching post and cave for $79.99.

*Welcome to my crib, this is where the magic happens,* says your cat after you bring this home! Find them here.
17. If you are Bill Gates, this $900 kitty cave/side table.

This is the definition of "too much." But you can find it here.
18. And lastly, tickets to see Cats the musical!
Your cat will *finally* get to see itself represented positively on stage. Such an emotional and fulfilling experience.
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