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1. This *DJ Kitty Cat* turn table scratch toy for $28.99.
Holy shit. Find it here RIGHT MEOW.
2. This BAG O' DICKS for your cat who is also a misandrist ($32.00).
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4. This stylish kitty tent for $32.00.
I would sleep in here too, TBH. Find it here.
5. For the stoner cat, these catnip joints for $6.00.
6. This toilet training kit for $29.99.
This is possibly the best invention ever. You can literally potty-train your cat and save thousands of dollars on litter. Find them here!
7. This cat hammock for $28.00.
Your cat will be like "ILYSM" when you give it this secret little chill spot! Find it here.
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8. These freeze-dried chicken treats for $5.19.
I swear to god these treats are like crack for kitties. If you get them anything, let it be these. Find them here.
9. These kitty breath mints for $2.49.
For when you really want to give your cat kisses and you keep asking it to brush its teeth but it won't. Find them here.
10. This snuggly shark's mouth cave for $10.10.
It's collapsible so you can store it easily, but who wouldn't want this cuddly shark around all the time?! Find them here.
11. This "Peek-a-Prize" toy box for $24.99.
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12. A Sleepypod Warmer Pad for $59.99.
Your cat will be so cozy and warm wherever it goes, even on the road! The pad comes with a car adaptor and a promise that your cat will love you forever. Find it here.
13. A U-pet carrier starting at $129.00.
Help your cat live out its astronaut dreams! These will be available again in March after selling out due to high demand. Find more information here.
14. These custom raceways for $76.00.
These fabric raceways are designed so that you can set them up basically however you want. They hold up to 62 lbs so you can have more than one cat hanging out on them. You can also choose from a variety of fabric colors and wood finishes. Find them here.
15. This mini-mansion with built in scratching post and cave for $79.99.
*Welcome to my crib, this is where the magic happens,* says your cat after you bring this home! Find them here.
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16. A stuffed clone of itself for a cool $249.
This might terrify your cat and your bank account but at least it will be there for you to cuddle with when your actual cat is being a jerk. You can order them here.
17. If you are Bill Gates, this $900 kitty cave/side table.
This is the definition of "too much." But you can find it here.
18. And lastly, tickets to see Cats the musical!
Your cat will *finally* get to see itself represented positively on stage. Such an emotional and fulfilling experience.
Sign up here if you and your cat want to be in-the-know when they announce ticket sales for the upcoming Broadway revival!
