I would guess the person was referring to the caloric value (plus fat for non-skim) that milk adds. Plus, a latte isn’t exactly a health beverage. Mental health, maybe. Definitely not physical health though.

No no no no no no no.
Iblan, in case you’re not joking I need you to know just how wrong you are. At the first coachella in ‘99 the lineup was basically what jenduran said. My brother and his rugby team were volunteer security that year. Also, Vampire Weekend didn’t exist til several years later. But if you’re joking then as you were.

Lol! So salty!

My mom does this!

“She had a big ass then, she’s got a big ass now!”

Yeah, i genuinely dislike Anne Hathaway as an actor (I’ve really tried please don’t @me) but this performance actually gave me goose bumps.

How. Did you take. It off????

I agree. Venting to friends back when I worked retail kept me from losing my cool. I liked and needed those jobs but sometimes you just gotta tell a buddy “omg, this dude today was the worst!” As long as you leave it at the door when you go to work, I don’t see the problem. Now, if you’re gonna be shitty to people you should prolly gtfo before your boss tells you to.

When I was in high school I wore a uniform which, in retrospect, was pretty preppy looking. If I’d go to the mall after school (esp. to The Gap!) people would just straight up come and ask me if I could help them find their size in the khakis or whatever lol! I’d rather have someone ask me if I work somewhere (in fact it never bothered me in my retail years) than just asked where something is. I had to awkwardly tell a looooot of people “I don’t work here. I just go to Incarnate Word.”

Yeah, sadly lots of this is just retail reality. I paid my dues to and it blows sometimes. But I totally agree with you: vent and blow off steam all hella day every hella day. Just don’t cop a tude cuz there’s definitely someone who’ll take that job if you don’t want it. At least where I live there are.

That said, I’m TOTALLY all about more proportional representation in literature and film. I think that’s what this article was aiming at. I also very much think sometimes the occasional man writes a female character just as well as a female author would. It’s also important to note though, that women tend to not be “allowed” these opportunities as often as men, and that blows. I look forward to when women won’t feel the need (whether by personal choice or by recommendation of a publisher) to use their initials so more people think a man wrote it, which is a very real reason for a very real thing that happens.

Aaron Sorkin knows how to write a beautiful, powerful, confident lady. And he does it well; Usually.

Some of you are monsters

Yup. I want to go to there

Ok, trust, I get that’s probably annoying but once I legit asked a girl in a CVS uniform where something was… in a Wal-Mart lol! I have a little trouble with differentiating different shades of blue and her uniform looked the same color as the Wal-Mart one to me. She was super polite about it. It was late so she must’ve just gotten off work or something. Anyway, I haven’t assumed anyone works anywhere until I see a logo on the front of an outfit. Lol

Oof! I can vouch for that pharmacy tech one. That is not a profession I miss.

Ok, we were cool til the strawberry thing. Then I had to bounce.

Oh change your tampon, Tamra. Your pussy is all in a twist.

*Sigh* Is this what we’re doing here? Is this the fight we’re picking today? These are totally funny. We (meaning women) are totally funny! But making a list and going “See?! SEE??!! WE’RE FUNNY, TOO!!! LOOK HOW FUNNY!” makes it sound like we’re funny for men or that we need them to think women are funny. Well, fuck that bullshit! We don’t need to prove we’re funny to anyone who isn’t interested in hearing the funny shit we have to say. Get your life. *puts down megaphone and walks away*

Thank you! I rolled my eyes so hard when I saw that question

Yup. Pickle raspas all day! I grew up with these in San Antonio.

You should check out his comedy specials! If you found this trailer relatable I’d be willing to bet that you’ll find the same quality in at least some of his comedy.

MIXED! NUUUUUUTS! I was fairly convinced that I might be one of about 6 people in existence who’ve seen Mixed Nuts. I watch it every Christmas and it still cracks me up and gives me a good, happy cry. I was positive this movie wouldn’t be on the list. I stand corrected. Good job, Buzzfeed. Keep making my favorite shit relevant again after almost 25 years!

You’re my favorite

Have fun explaining THAT to… like, anyone that doesn’t immediately get that.

“I prefer mapquest
That’s a good one, too
Google maps is the best
True that
DOUBLE TRUE”

I used to think that Evian spray was the dumbest thing…. 4 years later and now I literally always have a little spray bottle of it in about 3 rooms of my house

He’s totally one of my favorite people I’ve never met.

Ugh, thank you! I literally booed at my TV the entire time Rapey McFuckface was talking.

Also, in a fairly early episode, a Dr says that Jerry has the biggest penis he’d ever seen

Ugh he’s so gross and Rape-y though

These comments are awesome! So I’ll add the only thing I haven’t seen here yet. I’d like to say “Go fuck yourself”

They’re little Mohawks!

This was so cute! I got stumped by The Gloomy Cavelier. Never would’ve guessed that one.

Mine too!

Oooh, Good call! That was devastating.

Why are people in comments freaking out? This doesn’t need to be controversial. It’s a joke. A dumb one but a joke nonetheless. No one’s calling for a new world order. Heads out of asses people.

It ripped my thick curly hair out in a pretty painfully gnarly fashion. The Wet brush has been much better for me.

As long as it’s not a choking hazard, I don’t really see how this is so controversial

I thought I could take it. I’ve made a huge mistake.