Turns out, even the most famous man in India can need more validation.
It's impossible to make fun of someone with a good sense of humour.
"Why has Nawab Taimur not been invited to the Royal Wedding?"
"Let Ekta Kapoor and PewDiePie fight it out and finish each other. The world and media and content would be a better place."
"The first contract I got I couldn’t even sign... because I was 16."
"You can post any photo of Sonam Kapoor and say it's from her wedding."
"Met Gala is what grown ups call Fancy Dress."
"One request from us cricket fans – can we please stop playing Sri Lanka now? Aren't you bored?"
Thigh-slappingly funny shit.
That's one way to deal with bigots – make fun of their bigotry.
The undisputed hall of fame.
What is this, a crossover episode?
"When the prime minister, the man in charge of all our institutions, stays silent in public, what is left?"
Sometimes, just words aren't enough.
Yoga - 5, Kathua - 0.
TL:DR – it's all thanks to JNU.
"Bigg Boss chahte hai ki Salman Khan confession room mein aaye."
You know that one person who won't stop texting? Well, now you've got the receipts.
"Cannot take Sheila Ki Jawani seriously after watching Wild Wild Country."
*Moves to Tamil Nadu now*