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This Tweet Thread About Virat Kohli's Wedding Guest List Is So Hilariously Accurate It Hurts

Yes, yes. It's another piece of Virushka content, but trust that this one is worth it.

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Of course, with every news story comes the jokes. And, man, were there a loooot of jokes about Virat Kohli and Anushka Sharma's union.

Not sure if legit pictures or Manyavar ad campaign

But the funniest tweets about the event undoubtedly came from Twitter user @MoronHumor, who put together a *hilarious* thread about all the archetypes you might expect to see on Virat Kohli's guest list.

And let's just say that, if you've attended even one wedding in the north, there's no way you haven't run into every single ones of these characters.

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Please enjoy.

Dulhe ko zabardasti DJ par couple Dance karane wala Jija #ViratKiBaraat

Khaana kha kar, gift de kar jaldi nikal jaane wala shareef dost #ViratKiBaraat

Dulhe ka Canede wala NRI cousin #ViratKiBaraat

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Milni wale kambal ke liye wait karte Ladke wale #ViratKiBaraat

Daru pi kar jaldi Out ho jaane wale Dulhe ke Tau Ji #ViratkiBaraat

Naagin Dance karne wala, Punjab se aaya Bua ka Beta #ViratKiBaraat

Ladki walon se Jutte Bachane wali Dulhe ki Behne #ViratKiBaraat

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Jinka Dil toot gaya Lagaan wali Elizabeth Memsaab #ViratKiBaraat

Baat Baat par naraaz hone wala Dulhe ka chota Jija #ViratKiBaraat

DJ par tamasha karne wale Bhabhi ke Dost #ViratKiBaraat

Dulhe ke office wale Just Married friends #ViratKiBaraat

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Dulhe ke College wale Still Bachelor friends #ViratKiBaraat

Obligatory Wish karne aaya Dulhe ka naraaz padosi #ViratKiBaraat

“Shaadi ka Card nahi diya” wale naraaz rishtedaar #ViratKiBaraat

South se aaya Dulhe ka woh friend jisko North ke Rituals samjhane padte hain #ViratKiBaraat

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Dulhe ki Sehrabandi karte ghar ke bade #ViratKiBaraat

Varmaala ke baad apni shaadi ke mazedaar kisse sunane wale, 2 Peg laga chuke Mausa Ji #ViratKiBaraat

Dulhe ka “No Non-Veg, No Drinks, No Smoking wala, No Dancing” wala sharmeela friend #ViratKiBaraat

Dulhe ki Haldi ki Rasam kharaab karte Kameene dost #ViratKiBaraat

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Shagun ka khaali lifafa de ke jaane wala Dulhe ka Show off wala dost #ViratKiBaraat

Shaadi ke mandap par hi “Ab Jaldi se Bacha karlo” bolne wali Dulhe ki Bua #ViratKiBaraat

Ladki walon ko Jooton ki payment karne wale Dulhe ke NRI Bhaiya #ViratKiBaraat

“Isko kisne bulaya” baraati #ViratKiBaraat

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Jija Ji ka welcome karte Dulhe ke Saale. (Sang bade Bhaiya) #ViratkiBaraat

“Jija Ji ek selfie to banti hai” bol bol kar tang karne wale saale saaliyan #ViratKiBaraat

Sabse pehle tiyaar ho kar baitha, Ghar walo ko daant ta Dulha.. #ViratKiBaraat

Bachelors Party ke scene .. no prizes for guessing Soda Pani Binny Bhai laye the ..! #ViratKiBaraat

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“Mele Chachu ti Shaadi mein Jalul Jalul aana” wala dulhe ka bhatija #ViratKiBaraat

“Hum Science ki taraf se hain” wale baraati #ViratKiBaraat

Dulha Dulhan with that Bhaiya-Bhabhi who always give you Relationship Goals #ViratKiBaraat

Dulhe ke on-site se specially aaye colleagues, Jo Indian attire mein cuteness license le kar Saaliyon se flirt kare… https://t.co/p3IAKVHt0h

Kadaake ki Thand mein bhi backless blouse pehanane wali Dulhe ki choti bhabhi !! #ViratKiBaraat