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    Posted on 13 Dec 2017

    This Tweet Thread About Virat Kohli's Wedding Guest List Is So Hilariously Accurate It Hurts

    Yes, yes. It's another piece of Virushka content, but trust that this one is worth it.

    You might not have heard, but there was this lowkey wedding that took place earlier this week. It didn't take over every news cycle in India. Totally understandable if you missed it.

    Of course, with every news story comes the jokes. And, man, were there a loooot of jokes about Virat Kohli and Anushka Sharma's union.

    Not sure if legit pictures or Manyavar ad campaign

    But the funniest tweets about the event undoubtedly came from Twitter user @MoronHumor, who put together a *hilarious* thread about all the archetypes you might expect to see on Virat Kohli's guest list.

    And let's just say that, if you've attended even one wedding in the north, there's no way you haven't run into every single ones of these characters.

    Please enjoy.

    Dulhe ko zabardasti DJ par couple Dance karane wala Jija #ViratKiBaraat

    Khaana kha kar, gift de kar jaldi nikal jaane wala shareef dost #ViratKiBaraat

    Dulhe ka Canede wala NRI cousin #ViratKiBaraat

    Milni wale kambal ke liye wait karte Ladke wale #ViratKiBaraat

    Daru pi kar jaldi Out ho jaane wale Dulhe ke Tau Ji #ViratkiBaraat

    Naagin Dance karne wala, Punjab se aaya Bua ka Beta #ViratKiBaraat

    Ladki walon se Jutte Bachane wali Dulhe ki Behne #ViratKiBaraat

    Jinka Dil toot gaya Lagaan wali Elizabeth Memsaab #ViratKiBaraat

    Baat Baat par naraaz hone wala Dulhe ka chota Jija #ViratKiBaraat

    DJ par tamasha karne wale Bhabhi ke Dost #ViratKiBaraat

    Dulhe ke office wale Just Married friends #ViratKiBaraat

    Dulhe ke College wale Still Bachelor friends #ViratKiBaraat

    Obligatory Wish karne aaya Dulhe ka naraaz padosi #ViratKiBaraat

    “Shaadi ka Card nahi diya” wale naraaz rishtedaar #ViratKiBaraat

    South se aaya Dulhe ka woh friend jisko North ke Rituals samjhane padte hain #ViratKiBaraat

    Dulhe ki Sehrabandi karte ghar ke bade #ViratKiBaraat

    Varmaala ke baad apni shaadi ke mazedaar kisse sunane wale, 2 Peg laga chuke Mausa Ji #ViratKiBaraat

    Dulhe ka “No Non-Veg, No Drinks, No Smoking wala, No Dancing” wala sharmeela friend #ViratKiBaraat

    Dulhe ki Haldi ki Rasam kharaab karte Kameene dost #ViratKiBaraat

    Shagun ka khaali lifafa de ke jaane wala Dulhe ka Show off wala dost #ViratKiBaraat

    Shaadi ke mandap par hi “Ab Jaldi se Bacha karlo” bolne wali Dulhe ki Bua #ViratKiBaraat

    Ladki walon ko Jooton ki payment karne wale Dulhe ke NRI Bhaiya #ViratKiBaraat

    “Isko kisne bulaya” baraati #ViratKiBaraat

    Jija Ji ka welcome karte Dulhe ke Saale. (Sang bade Bhaiya) #ViratkiBaraat

    “Jija Ji ek selfie to banti hai” bol bol kar tang karne wale saale saaliyan #ViratKiBaraat

    Sabse pehle tiyaar ho kar baitha, Ghar walo ko daant ta Dulha.. #ViratKiBaraat

    Bachelors Party ke scene .. no prizes for guessing Soda Pani Binny Bhai laye the ..! #ViratKiBaraat

    “Mele Chachu ti Shaadi mein Jalul Jalul aana” wala dulhe ka bhatija #ViratKiBaraat

    “Hum Science ki taraf se hain” wale baraati #ViratKiBaraat

    Dulha Dulhan with that Bhaiya-Bhabhi who always give you Relationship Goals #ViratKiBaraat

    Dulhe ke on-site se specially aaye colleagues, Jo Indian attire mein cuteness license le kar Saaliyon se flirt kare… https://t.co/p3IAKVHt0h

    Kadaake ki Thand mein bhi backless blouse pehanane wali Dulhe ki choti bhabhi !! #ViratKiBaraat

    Congrats again, Virat! Shaadi pe zaroor bulana.

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